What you hate about UNSW (1 Viewer)

[Dumsum]

Purchase/make a mobile phone jammer.

 

[darkwolfzx]

how a real physicist does it

1) purchases a very small amount of c4, enough to blow up a table.
2) using appropriate apparatus, records the specific radio frequency signals the guy uses on his phone
3) sets the detonator on the c4 to explode when specific radio frequencies are encountered
4) glues c4 under desk
5) stands a safe distance from test subject with pen and paper.
6) after explosion, measures distance debris has flown from blast
7) compare with own predictions
8) ???
9) profit?

i'm not anti-semitic anyway

 

[Omium]

how a real physicist does it

1) purchases a very small amount of c4, enough to blow up a table.
2) using appropriate apparatus, records the specific radio frequency signals the guy uses on his phone
3) sets the detonator on the c4 to explode when specific radio frequencies are encountered
4) glues c4 under desk
5) stands a safe distance from test subject with pen and paper.
6) after explosion, measures distance debris has flown from blast
7) compare with own predictions
8) ???
9) profit?

Interesting

i'm not anti-semitic anyway

Yeah same.

Though it gets annoying when your trying to learn how to program and some dudes phone continually goes off and he keeps talking on the phone.

I get embarassed if my phone rings in the library or study room.
If i do pick it up i walk outside

 

[simonloo]

I am a very patient person.

There is this stereotypical jewish guy who has been in the physics study room for the past few days.

His phone rings every 5-10 minutes, which he allows to ring for about 30 secs followed by a conversation in the room for another few minutes..

This process is repeated every 10 minutes or so.


Question1: What should i do ?

Question2: Do i seek the "advice" of the BoS anti-Israeli league?

Throw 5c out the window. Watch him scramble after it. Lock door afterwards.

 

[darkwolfzx]

Throw 5c out the window. Watch him scramble after it. Lock door afterwards.

I remember during my hsc year this woman was BoS said we had to place our watches on the table when we were doing our exams. The token jewish guy then raised his hand and asked if we get free watches.

 

[Uncle]

did i mention slow lifts?
stairs all the way!

I am a very patient person.

There is this stereotypical jewish guy who has been in the physics study room for the past few days.

His phone rings every 5-10 minutes, which he allows to ring for about 30 secs followed by a conversation in the room for another few minutes..

This process is repeated every 10 minutes or so.


Question1: What should i do ?

Question2: Do i seek the "advice" of the BoS anti-Israeli league?

For Question 1, I suggest:

lol.

just tell him to gtfo with his calls.

As for Question 2, our forced policy is to not target Jews but the nation of Israel itself.
just stick with Omie jay's advice.

Holy shit I saw a jewish man outside the science theatre the other day.
I was going to talk him into why Israel is such a bad country and should make peace with Palestinians.

Throw 5c out the window. Watch him scramble after it. Lock door afterwards.

I remember during my hsc year this woman was BoS said we had to place our watches on the table when we were doing our exams. The token jewish guy then raised his hand and asked if we get free watches.

ahahahaha fuck.

 

[Omie Jay]

lol, i dont care if lifts are slow, they require less effort

 

[darkwolfzx]

red centre west lift (the ancient one) is kind of lol. When the doors close at the M level and take you up you hear the motor groaning really loudly.

 

[Uncle]

red centre west lift (the ancient one) is kind of lol. When the doors close at the M level and take you up you hear the motor groaning really loudly.

Ah it can at least it can recognise which floor it is going up.
Unlike some lifts....

 

[simonloo]

The worst thing about UNSW is that sometimes it's just... too

awesome

in every way

it's just TOO good a University.

Best degrees in every field.

It's just TOO great.

repped

 

[hollyy.]

feeling so goddam white

 

[Bendent]

feeling so goddam white

i actually feel this year unsw had a huge increase of white people (especially guys)

i really dislike the stairs and the uni size

 

[Omie Jay]

mhm, not as many azns, but there are more wogs ive noticed..

 

[Omium]

The other day there was a massive line outside NIDA waiting for the buses.
there were 2 buses simply waiting down the road, after 10 mins or so, one of the buses comes....



:burn:

 

[karoooh]

The number of lads I've seen around uni; I only saw 3 last sem and they were together. And wiggas.

 

[shinji]

Has anybody seen this asian, who has over the top hair, with clothes like he's dressed as a member from a Visual Kei group?

He's hard to miss, usually see him around quad-CLB. But I swear, most outrageous over-the-top dressed asian i've seen at Uni.

 

[Omie Jay]

is his name Alan Hu and does he look like this:

?

if so, then yes i know him from high school.

 

[wrong_turn]

that is just fucking LOL

 

[shinji]

I have no idea what his name is.
And i can't tell much from that picture, all I know is that he's tall & lanky.

But similar to that, he's really pale kinda looking, but has the same hair style + clothing as that.

 

[Omie Jay]

haha, yeah he's changed heaps. Ive known him since year 8, he used to be chubby, then he dieted, lost weight, did a bit of weights, always tried to compare his gunz with mine (always been inferior), and now he's turned into an anime character.

go figure.