HELP!!!! How can i become a magnet for chicky babes?? !!!!! (1 Viewer)

[Boxes]

well, there isn't actually a p- magnet, the actually car is.

 

[gella]

do this have a pussy magnet?

 

[Omie Jay]

i understood it

 

[Boxes]

no no, none of these cars have those, there's no such thing.

 

[gella]

if i give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?

 

[Boxes]

if i give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?

haha, i actually don't know the line that comes after.

 

[gella]

something like how theres no such thing as a magnet for that.
hahahaha

 

[Boxes]

when i first marry my wife, she was good with plow, she had wonderful virgin, and she was nice. three year after i marry her, when she 15, her voice become deep, "boraaat, boraaat", and her virgin hang loose like sleeve of wizard.

how do i know this will not happen with this car?

 

[gella]

i am looking for something between, um, 600 to...650 dollars

 

[andrewPAL]

Women are always looking for lovers.
Men are constantly "attracted" to women.
The difference is that hormones run different for both sides.
I myself have investigated and noticed the way humans react.
My conclusion will summarize to you ALL about the side-effects of love.

So to start off, "Jack Smith" needs love.
His hormones and puberty is processing.
my only advice to "Jack Smith" is that you should think it over :

*Overcome your barriers.
*Find yourself.
*Why were you born in a war-free country?
*Why do Africans, Indians, Ethiopians and Tibet are unfortunate.

I myself have sworn to stay single. Why is this?
- Family is important.
- Money & investments are used wisely.
- Leisure time for yourself.
- Fulfilling this life's dreams and wants.
- Volunteer work to help poor people around the world.
There is so much more to state, It's impossible to say it all.

Thank you for taking your time to read this. It is my only opinion.

 

[Uncle]

I know stay single because the last girlfriend you thought was hot and shit was a socialite who survived on plastic surgery, drugs, alcohol and basically was a burden to your income and credit card eh.

 

[tlodg]

help guys i need help

chicky babes? u mean premature "O-M-G" sluts?

 

[iNerd]

plastic surgery

 

[Uncle]

i am looking for something between, um, 600 to...650 dollars

sold and i throw in free marijuana

 

[cnr]

i have three words for you mate.
Calm, cool and collected
Be all those three and you will become one massive chick magnet.

 

[x.christina]

Women are always looking for lovers.
Men are constantly "attracted" to women.
The difference is that hormones run different for both sides.
I myself have investigated and noticed the way humans react.
My conclusion will summarize to you ALL about the side-effects of love.

So to start off, "Jack Smith" needs love.
His hormones and puberty is processing.
my only advice to "Jack Smith" is that you should think it over :

*Overcome your barriers.
*Find yourself.
*Why were you born in a war-free country?
*Why do Africans, Indians, Ethiopians and Tibet are unfortunate.

I myself have sworn to stay single. Why is this?
- Family is important.
- Money & investments are used wisely.
- Leisure time for yourself.
- Fulfilling this life's dreams and wants.
- Volunteer work to help poor people around the world.
There is so much more to state, It's impossible to say it all.

Thank you for taking your time to read this. It is my only opinion.

OH MY GoSh LOOK AT ME GUIZE I CHANGE MY FONT AND USE DIFFERENT COLOURS!

 

[XPac2]

either be really hot, or work on your personality.

 

[x.christina]

either be really hot, or work on your personality.

both would be preferable

 

[XPac2]

yeah but you cant have it all.

 

[tumbleweed]

STOP REFERING TO US AS "CHICKY BABES"!!!!!!!!!!!!

five dedicated (not so much) art students!