why boys go bonkers for boobs... (1 Viewer)

[Silver Persian]

Look I have a big tongue but it's certainly not 6 inches long and thick like a penis. If you think tongues can do better you're doin it wrong

Have you ever been tongued Riet?

 

[JasmineNuytre]

Look I have a big tongue but it's certainly not 6 inches long and thick like a penis. If you think tongues can do better you're doin it wrong

You obviously know nothing about a Women's clitoris.

 

[loller]

oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[AsyLum]

Because they make great pillows

 

[Riet]

You obviously know nothing about a Women's clitoris.

More than you I imagine.

 

[Oliver04]

Tried to include as much alliteration in thread title as possible.

Anyway, why do guys think they're so attracted to boobs?

Is it a natural thing or more that society has gone "you're meant to like these" so you do?

Is it cause (most) of you don't have them?

Feel free to get your Freud on.

Enough with the psychology bs.

There are biological reasons we're attracted to women with big boobs, we're also attracted to women with 'child baring' hips because they stand a better chance of producing children.

Personally I don't like big boobs. I have a thing for rake-like thin girls. Why? generally when they're younger they get ignored by boys unlike their big boobed counterparts, therefore when they get a boyfriend they're more loyal. Also they tend to look better as they age whereas those 'busty' girls get fat.

Under 55kg is a good parameter.

 

[Daft_Punk]

Yeah mang you've got it all worked out

Girls no one will find you pretty unless you are <50kg and/or have big tits

 

[Marmalade.]

Can everyone please stop referring to Freud. His theories are a joke and nobody has taken them seriously for like 50 years.

 

[Ivich]

Enough with the psychology bs.

There are biological reasons we're attracted to women with big boobs, we're also attracted to women with 'child baring' hips because they stand a better chance of producing children.

Personally I don't like big boobs. I have a thing for rake-like thin girls. Why? generally when they're younger they get ignored by boys unlike their big boobed counterparts, therefore when they get a boyfriend they're more loyal. Also they tend to look better as they age whereas those 'busty' girls get fat.

Under 55kg is a good parameter.

Not necessarily.

 

[wixxy2348]

I have a thing for rake-like thin girls. Why? generally when they're younger they get ignored by boys unlike their big boobed counterparts, therefore when they get a boyfriend they're more loyal.

Cool, shitfaggot.
Maybe go fuck some underage boys... they generally pull off the rake-thin female look rather convincingly, and are loyal to you for life.

 

[housah0lic]

Enough with the psychology bs.

There are biological reasons we're attracted to women with big boobs, we're also attracted to women with 'child baring' hips because they stand a better chance of producing children.

Personally I don't like big boobs. I have a thing for rake-like thin girls. Why? generally when they're younger they get ignored by boys unlike their big boobed counterparts, therefore when they get a boyfriend they're more loyal. Also they tend to look better as they age whereas those 'busty' girls get fat.

Under 55kg is a good parameter.

l
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[Mantello]

Enough with the psychology bs.

There are biological reasons we're attracted to women with big boobs, we're also attracted to women with 'child baring' hips because they stand a better chance of producing children.

Personally I don't like big boobs. I have a thing for rake-like thin girls. Why? generally when they're younger they get ignored by boys unlike their big boobed counterparts, therefore when they get a boyfriend they're more loyal. Also they tend to look better as they age whereas those 'busty' girls get fat.

Under 55kg is a good parameter.

What the fuck?

 

[David Spade]

hes right you know

 

[rach24]

thats fucked you only like girls who are rake thin but in todays society most girls are getting bigger so your chances are keeping a girl who will be under 55kgs is a joke and they may be loyal until someone else thinks they are attractive then they dump you

 

[David Spade]

you must be under 60kgs max or boys wont like you

 

[yer8899]

thats fucked you only like girls who are rake thin but in todays society most girls are getting bigger so your chances are keeping a girl who will be under 55kgs is a joke and they may be loyal until someone else thinks they are attractive then they dump you

yeah! me and this girl may be big, but we make up for it with equally MASSIVE personalities. girl power!

 

[Oliver04]

Cool, shitfaggot.
Maybe go fuck some underage boys... they generally pull off the rake-thin female look rather convincingly, and are loyal to you for life.

ITT: Fat girls take offence.

I only know about 2 girls around 60, and they're fucking tall.

Don't worry, I'm sure your personality will win us over.

 

[wixxy2348]

ITT: Fat girls take offence.

I only know about 2 girls around 60, and they're fucking tall.

Don't worry, I'm sure your personality will win us over.

Uh yeah dude, I'm so fat right now

 

[CountVonChocula]

Uh yeah dude, I'm so fat right now

fattay

 

[wixxy2348]

fattay

oh yeah. massive.

EDIT: not really though, hey. I just love my bewbs.