[IMPORTANT] i think i have a problem (1 Viewer)

[lemonmuncher]

So a couple of mates had a sleepover and everything yeah? But the lads thought it'd be funny to play a joke on me. Stupid asians tried to pull down my foreskin while i was sleeping. Now i hadn't experienced this before and they pulled it down with such force that my actual foreskin ripped. I'm extremely embarrassed and don't know who i should consult... it now pains me to pee and wank.

Jerome Williams.

 

[Omie Jay]

lol.

also, see a doctor.

 

[lemonmuncher]

But you see i'm embarrassed by having to explain to a doctor.. i think it might be infected is their wanything i can do to treat it by myself?

 

[Aquawhite]

Fuck, who gives a shit about embarassment... go to the doctor on your own if you're worried about it.

I hope you're alright >_> (hehe this is a little funny though!)

Good luck.

 

[Silver Persian]

I'm sure doctors will have heard more embarassing stories. Or you could replace the word "friends" with "overzealous girlfriend".

he said to the troll.

 

[tedelex06]

obvious troll is obvious.


cmon guys, dont feed him.

 

[therealwongit]

why arent you guys helping him? whats a troll? i think you should get castrated over this it should even your ripped foreskin out. Its pretty good you lived through something as painful as that



an here

 

[therealwongit]

why arent you guys helping him? whats a troll? i think you should get castrated over this it should even your ripped foreskin out. Its pretty good you lived through something as painful as that



an hero,

 

[TheStallion]

i think you should get castrated over this

What the fuck?

Anyway, OP - pretty obvious that you're trolling, how the fuck could you not wake up during that? And why the hell would you ask on BoS for help, it's pretty damn obvious what you'd do in a situation like that.

 

[tommykins]

yet you reply to the troll...right

 

[L]

obvious troll is obvious.


cmon guys, dont feed him.

stfu grafton boy

 

[tedelex06]

stfu grafton boy

gtfo brisfag

 

[youngminii]

Trolls make the internets go round

Sif wank if your foreskin is ripped

It's free circumcision

 

[Iron]

I dont understand the hypothetical scenario

Are foreskins an asian delicacy?
Prized pet food?

 

[lemonmuncher]

What's "troll"?

anyway guys i've built up the courage and i've booked an appointment with my doctor... ummm any tips on how i should go about tell him this?
Thanks.

 

[Iron]

doctor i need some tips,
U GOT ANY!1!??

 

[lemonmuncher]

ummm thank you?

soo i'm booked in for monday arvo. I think i'll just have to suck it up and tell him. i hope he doesn't have to see.... i;m afraid my penis isn't very large. =[

 

[tommykins]

lol, you were doomed as a potential troll from the start

 

[Mudkip94]

You're like 17 and you've never pulled back your foreskin?

I like cheese.

 

[SnowFox]

You know its a sucky troll when it blatantly describes its cock as tiny.