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[anyscope]

Title has no relevance, you horny fucks.

Here's my problem in a nutshell:

• Got out of a shit relationship two months ago.
• Lately been hanging out with this new girl. Let's call her Moo.
• She's into me, and it's been apparent for some time. I'm also kind of into her.
• Few days ago, was at park drinking with friends. We were on each other all night.
• Since then, been avoiding her, because she's obviously expecting something to come from it. Unsure if it's what I want.
• There's another girl, let's called her Baa, who I may be into.

Summary: Extremely confused. Don't know what I want. I kind of want to ask Moo out, but I kind of don't want to. Again, extremely confused.

Now, commence ridiculously impossible problem solving ...

 

[dieburndie]

Stop fucking farm animals, son.

 

[iSplicer]

Stop fucking farm animals, son.

This.

 

[Moolz]

Stop fucking farm animals, son.

^ Honest truth.

 

[4theHSC]

Stop fucking farm animals, son.

lol

 

[ehtefaz.hedayet]

^ honest truth.

+1

 

[David Spade]

drinking in a park

 

[emiliieee]

Stop fucking farm animals, son.

exactly that.

 

[Sarebs]

Moo and Baa aye?

Using names like that you're never going to get a proper answer, but seriously, no one knows the situation better than you. So... I suggest you put your grown up thinking cap on and deal with the situation.

 

[tonyharrison]

Have a threesome

 

[Mudkip94]

Have a threesome

Win-win situation.

 

[hero.]

This thread is more like:

Oh look at me, I have a choice to either fuck Girl A or Girl B. Too cool for the rest of you.

 

[khorne]

You have to guage what each girl can do for you in the fututre...Sure moo will always have plenty of milk, but baa could easily produce a nice woollen sweater

 

[sophistikahtee]

Tell them about one another, and let them decide who should date you.

 

[bio_nut]

You're a guy, you're not supposed to have morals and shit. Screw them both over.

 

[Omie Jay]

You're a guy, you're not supposed to have morals and shit. Screw them both over.

...

 

[wixxy2348]

You're a guy, you're not supposed to have morals and shit. Screw them both over.

Just screw them both, lol.

 

[bio_nut]

Just screw them both, lol.

Rather implied, wixxy dear

 

[sophistikahtee]

...

seems like an appropriate answer for the epic shit that is the OP.

 

[Dischantress]

I'm also kind of into her.

ahhh i get it. Good pun.