going down there... (1 Viewer)

[Gibbatron]

I don't know if you guys out there know this, but the clitoris is twice as sensitive as your purple helmet, so if you want to give Shenesse McDonald of the cheerleading squad a nice, melodramatic, porno-oriented cunnilingus, make sure her nipples are tough as rocks

Pics or gtfo.

 

[Uncle]

I don't know if you guys out there know this, but the clitoris is twice as sensitive as your purple helmet, so if you want to give Shenesse McDonald of the cheerleading squad a nice, melodramatic, porno-oriented cunnilingus, make sure her nipples are tough as rocks (to know if she's fully aroused), but don't punch them or anything because she'll get nasty bruises-funny because I pinched them once then BOOM CHA CHA a big fat slap on my face.

A never-ever finger/lick her without her saying/implying:
"I want you to have sex with me now" (or something along those lines) It's like Oprah Winfrey or Judge Judy replacing the simpsons, will never work out well: Boys and girls will cry, women will be addressed as sluts and asian stereotypes will be fed to the hungry African children. Alive. (World-Vision Australia will stop advertising too, they'll just go to chinatown and pick the first non-english speaking/looking dope)

I hope you know what happens if you go down there unprepared. Chaos. And helpless asians having their bones and blood fed to kids with a better future.
A bit of sex education won't hurt you

After seeing the fetish nature of your username your post is completely disregarded.

 

[boganxcore]

can a girl get pregnant if she swallows after giving head...?

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[melimoo]

LMAO FREDERICO


and anyway
if my boyfriend tried to kiss me after going down on me i'd slap him AWAY - sex and the city lol

i wouldn't wanna kiss him either

and all the guys are right CONTROL that bastard gag reflex
but apparently some guys like the noise

this one time, my friend like puked on this guys cock hahaha
not fully, but enough so she swallowed it.

yep, done that. thankfully it was only water vomit and i could swallow it. i don't think he noticed...haha, fuck

 

[zombie omie jay]

hahah meli :/

 

[melimoo]

while we're all being honest...

 

[zombie omie jay]

i have never spewed while sucking a dick...

 

[zombie omie jay]

ok ok but i was really drunk

 

[Ivorytw]

who hasn't spewed a little bit when sucking dick

 

[jennyfromdabloc]

Gagging adds to the fun.

I love it when bitches vomit all over my cock and balls and then just lick it up and keep on going.l

 

[artist91]

ew too far.

 

[efhat]

My boyfriend is awesome coz he loves going down on me, its so sexy when you know that they are just dying to go down there!! According to him i taste like dessert so im glad its not a chore to him.

and yes we kiss afterwards, whats so disgusting about it, its your own body, not some strangers, at first he was hesitant to kiss me after i gave him head, but he cudnt taste anything, so problem solved lol

Havent given him head to the point of cumming yet, so no issue with spitting or swallowing. he prefers to finish on me anyways, so thats good for me

 

[Kaes]

My girl never used to like swallowing until i started eating healthy and drinking that pineapple juice and now she gulps down my load with a big grin.
I hate when she tries to kiss me right after cos she knows i don't want her mouth anywhere near mine after that but she does it for fun to piss me off sometime.

She has the best head game and lucky for me has no gag reflex so she deepthroats my dick down hard.
I also love goin down on her and eatin that pussy up. fingerin her pussy whilst lickin her clit at the same time drives her crazy. Taste like peaches and cream

 

[Born Dancer]

My boyfriend is awesome coz he loves going down on me, its so sexy when you know that they are just dying to go down there!! According to him i taste like dessert so im glad its not a chore to him.

and yes we kiss afterwards, whats so disgusting about it, its your own body, not some strangers, at first he was hesitant to kiss me after i gave him head, but he cudnt taste anything, so problem solved lol

Havent given him head to the point of cumming yet, so no issue with spitting or swallowing. he prefers to finish on me anyways, so thats good for me

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[efhat]

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what?

I mean so many guys say they dont like doing it coz it tastes weird or watever, im glad hes not doing just to make me happy, but that he actually wants to

 

[Born Dancer]

but dessert? i mean really?

 

[artist91]

he must eat some weird dessert..

 

[efhat]

hey, im not gonna argue! I mean when he kisses me afterwards its kinda sweet so im assuming it tastes fine.

 

[s-p-a-c-e-d]

gurl u so fine, u taste like dessert

i don't think i can fill this post with enough ellipses to express what i'm feeling right now

 

[Ivorytw]

I got told I taste like peppercorn steak.