Pregnancy / Periods (1 Viewer)

[ZombieApocalypse]

I wonder what it feels like being pregnant. I reckon it would be pretty weird knowing you have something growing inside of you D:

 

[Ivorytw]

just like having a tapeworm I suspect!

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

and you can feel it move and kick you and stuff


sounds pretty scary

 

[katie tully]

it feels like

you have a foetus in you.

no but okay imaging gorging yourself with as much food as possible and then carrying it all around. that's what it's like.

thoroughly uncomfortable for the last 3 months.

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

Is the pain of child birth overrated?

 

[aznboystar]

u remain period free for 9 months. profit?

 

[katie tully]

one question at a time fuck

zombie: i dont know about giving birth because i was under a general anaesthetic but 8 hours of labour pains is the fucking pits. think of the worst period pain you've ever had and x1000. but it's not constant so i guess that's okay

aznboystar: yeh some people remain period free for 9 months. ~bonus~

 

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aznboystar: yeh some people remain period free for 9 months. ~bonus~

were you still having sex?

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

one question at a time fuck

zombie: i dont know about giving birth because i was under a general anaesthetic but 8 hours of labour pains is the fucking pits. think of the worst period pain you've ever had and x1000. but it's not constant so i guess that's okay

D:
Child birth sounds scary. The videos of it make the mummy look like she's dying or something.
After the baby came out, it was all good, right? No more pain?

 

[katie tully]

were you still having sex?

pregnant people have needs too, but yeah shit gets awkward towards the end
sex is a great way to induce labour so i was getting my bang on a bit at the end

 

[Ivorytw]

but don't you have a giant bleedathon post birth?

 

[katie tully]

D:
Child birth sounds scary. The videos of it make the mummy look like she's dying or something.
After the baby came out, it was all good, right? No more pain?

well idk as i said i wasnt conscious when it came time to pump it out of the vag hole but everyone ive spoken to says the moment it comes out and you hold the babby you instantly forget about the pain.

it's still uncomfortable for a few days, youre still bleeding for a week+ afterwards and you still look pregnant for a few days while the uterus is contracting. so sometimes there is still pain because the uterus has to go back to its normal size so you have period pains for a bit but yeah after a few days you're back to normal

 

[katie tully]

but don't you have a giant bleedathon post birth?

yeah you bleed for anywhere from a week to 2 weeks afterwards, passing out some fuckass big clots

 

[katie tully]

also if you tear your vag hole it can be awkward for a while

my friend tore her vag right to the anus and had to be stitched up. ugh gross

 

[kaz1]

do you poo when you give birth?

I heard this actually happens

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

Does the placenta come out with the baby?

also if you tear your vag hole it can be awkward for a while

my friend tore her vag right to the anus and had to be stitched up. ugh gross

I heard they need to cut it so the baby comes out. True or false?

 

[aznboystar]

do you poo when you give birth?

I heard this actually happens

lol gross

 

[Ivorytw]

yeah, I am scared of ripping my vadge and having one hole.

but I've done some pretty big poo's in my life so i reckon I'll be right.

 

[katie tully]

do you poo when you give birth?

I heard this actually happens

some people poop themselves, yes. but mostly it's just an intense feeling of needing to poop. i have heard that it happens but i dont actually know anyone personally who pooped themselves..


re: placenta
yeah it usually comes out a little bit afterwards, they usually have to pull it out.

re cutting vag: yeah if there is a high risk of tearing they will cut it under local anaesthetic to prevent it from ripping and so it's easier to stitch up. when it tears it can be messy and hard to repair, or cosmetically it just looks worse

 

[aznboystar]

i was too big when i came out. my mum had to have a caesarian.