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SpiralFlex

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Let me use this as the final farewell to our maths teachers at school :)
Seriously I'm going to end up missing Ms Hatzi, Daley and Mr Paraskevas.. they were such great teachers :(
Twas from my robotic heart.
 

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If Mathematics teacher, prehaps a poem of gratitude.

This blissful season you have taught us how to differentiate, integrate and even divide
A fraction of our greatest gratitude, you have helped us survive.
Our memories of our HSC journey's shall never be forgotten, captured and treasured
Increasingly monotonously in value.
Every moment you, I, the class have shared together counted towards our final exam as we study to our full measure
Adding memories, fragments to treasure.
We'll continue to multiply the highest number, decimals we must not miss
We are greatful for you have taught us, for as long as we exist.

SpiralFlex
Stealing that.
 

theone111

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you can freely use my poem that i gave to my teachers:
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Thou art no teacher
Thy art a bitch

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yours sincerely
 

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We constantly call our maths teacher 1/cosC because SHE IS :)
 

SpiralFlex

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I don't understand, why is the teacher a secant? That does not make sense.
 

Ryan_T90

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What subject? Clean up their room for them, bring flowers preferable roses, fill their cup with coffee, make them breakfast for the day. Also a card would also be socially acceptable. Maths teacher? Prehaps a humorous joke.
May as well just get on my knees for them.
 

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lol im such an idiot. it took me like 2 minutes to get that.
herp... wait for it... derp.

nah, jks.

Wine!? why has no one said wine yet? I'm not even a qualified teacher yet and I know that at the end of a year of teaching HSC students, I will need wine.
 

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Wine!? why has no one said wine yet? I'm not even a qualified teacher yet and I know that at the end of a year of teaching HSC students, I will need wine.
At the end of the day you'll nee wine.
No one suggested it because it's stupid. All my experienced HSC teachers are alcoholics.
I'm pretty sure the English Advanced teacher died of a heart attack or something last week.
 

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At the end of the day you'll nee wine.
No one suggested it because it's stupid. All my experienced HSC teachers are alcoholics.
I'm pretty sure the English Advanced teacher died of a heart attack or something last week.
why dont you give them one of your children?
 

lil_pembo

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bio teacher: cook books with class photo on it.
math teacher: small water fountain (only $9!!)
Pe teacher: a fern (her name is fern)
English: bunch of flowers
Chem: a shovel. (he always tells us we're digging ourselves a grave)

Everyone in the class just put in $1-$3 so it worked out pretty cheap.
 

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