Shadowdude
Cult of Personality
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okay guys
STORY TIME!
So I got in early to my tute and I sat down. Then the hottest girl in the class came in, and sat in my row - so the row looked like this:
(spare seats...) - hottest girl - blonde girl - (spare seat) - brunette girl - me
Now, the guy who's trying to get in there with the hottest girl came in and for some reason tried to be not suss (I'm thinking) - so took the spare seat instead of going all the way across to deliberately sit next to the hottest girl. Because that's suss, right?
So now the row looks like:
hottest girl - blonde girl - guy - brunette girl - me
I think the hottest girl just quipped and asked for the page number of the text we were reading, ostensibly to the blonde girl, but what do I see? I see the guy lean back in his chair, look over and announce to her the page number. Even though the blonde girl has a book. So it's like, from my side, "oh now, what's this then?"
Interesting because the past few weeks in tutorial - he had always sat next to her.
Now sitting next to a girl is advantageous for many reasons, but if you sit next to a girl - you're pretty much guaranteed to be in their group when it comes to group work. So this guy had been sitting next to the hottest girl a few times and obviously tried to start banter.
I was in their group once and... yeah, he tried to get in there with chat but... yeah. He's kinda failing at it.
Coincidentally, this 'hottest girl' is also my number 1 secret crush - so it's nice seeing this guy fail at it.
Anyway, it came to reading time and we had to follow along. Each of us had a book except the brunette girl. Now, usually, the code of practice is that if you're sitting next to someone who doesn't have a book, you offer it to them and you follow along together.
Now, the guy - upon reading time - just like... leaned left and tilted his body left so that you could see half his back. And I looked over and saw the brunette girl with her head up high trying to read the guy's book, and follow along. But the guy was like hunching over and wasn't exactly... considerate.
But because I'm a nice guy, I just slid my book over into her periphery - and she smiled and we followed along together. And I was in her group.
Now, I don't know about... this guy - but... yeah. That, and the couple of weeks before when I was in a group of 4 with him - the guy basically shut me and the other guy in the group out and just talked to the girl almost exclusively.
And his actions this week was just like... "m8, it's so obvious".
tl;dr guy trying too hard in my tute to get in there with a girl.
Addendum: Since this girl is my #1 secret crush, I might try to win her myself. After all, she smiled at me. That's like... half-way in!
STORY TIME!
So I got in early to my tute and I sat down. Then the hottest girl in the class came in, and sat in my row - so the row looked like this:
(spare seats...) - hottest girl - blonde girl - (spare seat) - brunette girl - me
Now, the guy who's trying to get in there with the hottest girl came in and for some reason tried to be not suss (I'm thinking) - so took the spare seat instead of going all the way across to deliberately sit next to the hottest girl. Because that's suss, right?
So now the row looks like:
hottest girl - blonde girl - guy - brunette girl - me
I think the hottest girl just quipped and asked for the page number of the text we were reading, ostensibly to the blonde girl, but what do I see? I see the guy lean back in his chair, look over and announce to her the page number. Even though the blonde girl has a book. So it's like, from my side, "oh now, what's this then?"
Interesting because the past few weeks in tutorial - he had always sat next to her.
Now sitting next to a girl is advantageous for many reasons, but if you sit next to a girl - you're pretty much guaranteed to be in their group when it comes to group work. So this guy had been sitting next to the hottest girl a few times and obviously tried to start banter.
I was in their group once and... yeah, he tried to get in there with chat but... yeah. He's kinda failing at it.
Coincidentally, this 'hottest girl' is also my number 1 secret crush - so it's nice seeing this guy fail at it.
Anyway, it came to reading time and we had to follow along. Each of us had a book except the brunette girl. Now, usually, the code of practice is that if you're sitting next to someone who doesn't have a book, you offer it to them and you follow along together.
Now, the guy - upon reading time - just like... leaned left and tilted his body left so that you could see half his back. And I looked over and saw the brunette girl with her head up high trying to read the guy's book, and follow along. But the guy was like hunching over and wasn't exactly... considerate.
But because I'm a nice guy, I just slid my book over into her periphery - and she smiled and we followed along together. And I was in her group.
Now, I don't know about... this guy - but... yeah. That, and the couple of weeks before when I was in a group of 4 with him - the guy basically shut me and the other guy in the group out and just talked to the girl almost exclusively.
And his actions this week was just like... "m8, it's so obvious".
tl;dr guy trying too hard in my tute to get in there with a girl.
Addendum: Since this girl is my #1 secret crush, I might try to win her myself. After all, she smiled at me. That's like... half-way in!
