One Night Stand Thread (2 Viewers)

[Orwell]

It's just cheeky bants.

I imagine the movie 'The Graduate' starring Dustin Hoffman when I think of one night stands....

 

[BLIT2014]

I never want to have sex with a wasted chick, im too scared she'll throw up o me

Both parties should be able to give informed consent.

 

[Error404]

wut is secks?

lol

 

[mcchicken]

relationship function: f(t) = exp(-t)

Exponential.

someone explain this plz

 

[Squar3root]

someone explain this plz

declining

 

[Squar3root]

Technically you gave the answer by saying 'declining'

hue

 

[Error404]

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[pumpNdump]

Both parties should be able to give informed consent.

"fuck me!"

"ok"

 

[DatAtarLyfe]

"fuck me!"

"ok"

I just read your name properly XDD lmao

 

[pumpNdump]

I just read your name properly XDD lmao

lel

 

[Nailgun]

FUCKc

rip no more root

 

[Error404]

everyone on bos

Okay seriously, which BOSer is that?

 

[Error404]

This is the quote: “Flourine uranium carbon potassium bismuth technetiumhelium sulfur germanium thulium oxygen neon yttrium”

And it translates to: "(F) flourine (U) uranium (C) carbon (K) potassium (Bi) bismuth (Tc) technetium (He) helium (S) sulfur (Ge) germanium (Tm) thulium (O) oxygen (Ne) neon (Y) yttrium."

Which spells out: "FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY."

 

[Squar3root]

rip no more root

yea :/

 

[sinophile]

fucking degenerates

 

[Queenroot]

ok m8

 

[systematic]

tfw you think you feel like you stumbled onto a spicy thread but find out that its emptier than the city of Chernobyl

 

[durrrrr]

fucking degenerates

 

[systematic]

ONS do make for the best stories tho :')

 

[RenegadeMx]

got this one recently thoughts?