English Advanced Sucks (2 Viewers)

[Johnny Sins]

This is just a thread for people who hate english. Vent on your frustrations!

 

[uniqueusername1]

@zizi2003_ @iwanttodogoodinschool

 

[uniqueusername1]

This is just a thread for people who hate english. Vent on your frustrations!

So sir, what are your frustrations may I ask?

 

[uniqueusername1]

Here are mine:

a) Its bias asf - evaluation of quality of responses are deprived by one's outward appearance rather than inward talent

b) The teachers are psychopaths

c) The assignments are dodgey

d) There is a mod called module c

e) English exists

This is just some of the simple complaints with the subjects. There are more than this.

 

[zizi2003_]

Here are mine:

a) Its bias asf - evaluation of quality of responses are deprived by one's outward appearance rather than inward talent

b) The teachers are psychopaths

c) The assignments are dodgey

d) There is a mod called module c

e) English exists

This is just some of the simple complaints with the subjects. There are more than this.

basically he summed it up perfectly.

but here's some extra details:
- hard work literally never gets rewarded and practise apparently gets u nowhere, it's all about 'bullshitting' everything
- it is incomprehensible to me that they expect a bunch of kids to write shakespeare-level creatives in strictly timed conditions, with the questions being absolute crap
- eng teachers torture u with class activities that have absolutely no connection to the actual module
- when, WHEN, will i ever make use of my memorised english essays and creatives ever again?
so basically, the subject itself is futile

 

[uniqueusername1]

basically he summed it up perfectly.

but here's some extra details:
- hard work literally never gets rewarded and practise apparently gets u nowhere, it's all about 'bullshitting' everything
- it is incomprehensible to me that they expect a bunch of kids to write shakespeare-level creatives in strictly timed conditions, with the questions being absolute crap
- eng teachers torture u with class activities that have absolutely no connection to the actual module
- when, WHEN, will i ever make use of my memorised english essays and creatives ever again?
so basically, the subject itself is futile

You seem to be right on the money there.

 

[uniqueusername1]

The amount of effort you put in is inversely proportional to your mark.

 

[zizi2003_]

The amount of effort you put in is inversely proportional to your mark.

bruh this should be the course description of eng adv i swearrrr AHHAHA

 

[uniqueusername1]

Exactly you don't even need to do eng adv to be competent at speaking english. Year 6 english is enough.

 

[uniqueusername1]

bruh this should be the course description of eng adv i swearrrr AHHAHA

bro legit when I sweat i end up getting lower than average. After sending 100 drafts to 5 different teachers. This is my fate.

 

[uniqueusername1]

In stark contrast, putting little to limited sweat gives me a slight mark above average.

 

[specificagent1]

straight facts in this thread

 

[specificagent1]

In stark contrast, putting little to limited sweat gives me a slight mark above average.

the art of bullshitting also known as analysis

 

[zizi2003_]

Exactly you don't even need to do eng adv to be competent at speaking english. Year 6 english is enough.

legitttt
plus i didnt even learn how to write better in eng
ironically subjects like history and social sciences instead taught me how to write better - so eng basically teaches u nothing LMAO

 

[uniqueusername1]

the art of bullshitting also known as analysis

fr. English teachers try and make it seem like everything Shakespeare did was intentional. Oh tHe CuRtAiN wAs BlUe tO eMuLaTe OtHeLloS iNtErNaL jEaLoUsy

 

[specificagent1]

legitttt
plus i didnt even learn how to write better in eng
ironically subjects like history and social sciences instead taught me how to write better - so eng basically teaches u nothing LMAO

SO TRUE modern and legal really taught me to write so much. Like in a LOGICAL, ANALYTICAL way with WRITING THAT IS ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING SUBSTANTIAL

 

[uniqueusername1]

They would even applaud my work if I wrote George Orwell on the front page instead of my name. They wouldn't no the difference.

 

[zizi2003_]

bro legit when I sweat i end up getting lower than average. After sending 100 drafts to 5 different teachers. This is my fate.

i understand ur pain lolll
and then these ppl who get their assignment done the night before with the help of some tutor end up getting full marks like wtf ?? (ps, based on true events)

 

[uniqueusername1]

i understand ur pain lolll
and then these ppl who get their assignment done the night before with the help of some tutor end up getting full marks like wtf ?? (ps, based on true events)

bro pisses me off. Without a tutor as well.

 

[zizi2003_]

SO TRUE modern and legal really taught me to write so much. Like in a LOGICAL, ANALYTICAL way with WRITING THAT IS ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING SUBSTANTIAL

YES OMLLLLL and the analysis is actually useful???
like what am i gonna get out of analysing how the blue in the curtains represents jealousy like ok