DEDUCE: Hence (apparently a bigger word for it)
HENCE: use what you just did before you silly turkey
TANGENT: 1) (to go off on) n. To talk about random mathematics
2) a Perverted line touching a curve at a right angle
also known as a WAFFLE
T: a magical variable wihch solves every mathematical problem and world hunger.
DUMMY VARIABLE: substitute in, make a huge, rarely understood mathematical leap of faith, dummy!
INTEGRATION: involves an equation with dy/dx, commonly solved by cancelling the @ (theta) and thinking no further.
CONIC: Sharp pointy things, good for stabbing certain people in the head.
TRICK QUESTION: what the teachers and exam setters are trying to do to make us feel unintelligent and reduce what little self esteem we have. usually leads to an individual spiralling down in depression , and sex, drugs, rock and roll, or quitting shcool to beocme a professional busker.
CHANGE OF VARIABLE: "mathematical mahem - we do some absolutely disgusting things because they work!" --Mark Arnold
LOGS: world's solution to mathematical problems. "Once i've got a log, i don't have to do anything" --Mark Arnold
S) 4 unit textbook. it got pretty boring (sorry mr ARNOLD) so we wrote down some mathematical terms instead. don't take it too seriously, have a read and get on with maths homework, ok?
