Should most likely respond to this comment so here it is. Have there been any major accidents before with maccas (just curious). It almost sounds like human exploitation when you describe those methods they use to cook fries. Sounds like a tedious job but rest assured, I believe you'll work fine. Maybe get a better job that suits you more, perhaps.
I think you know why it's called a 'meat' now? I think it's just customary here. Do you have a phone number you can give through PM? Seeing as you're not usually on, I can text you if there are any upcoming events unless you want to keep it private which is perfectly understandable.