Hahah, same here.
Tips for religion would be to elaborate on everything. Whenever you think that you've written enough, keep writing. While you elaborate your points, it's also important to relate it back to the question.
If you are given a source like a picture or a quote, make sure to...
My phone died and my dad didn't know where to pick me up from. I got a blasting even though we've discussed where to pick me up. Everyday, 3 days in advanced.