Hahahaha I am so, so sorry but.....but really, your reaction to Jacob's mosquito bites was this:
Oh sweetie, you poor thing, come here, *hugs and holds Jacob in a long, deep embrace*
How can you NOT cringe!?!?!?!.....XD
Awww but sweetie, your extreme levels of....I don't know what you'd call it, bigheartedness? Affectionessism? You know what I mean lol, it's the reason you have friends, and I don't lol. You've even befriended me with this kindness of yours, even though it can make me cringe when you go into that kind of melodramatic talk.....it is also WHY I like you in the first place, because unlike most people who act like that, it is genuinely who you are.