I couldn't think of a nickname so I didn't order one.
80% of the year 12 cohort's nicknames at my school boiled down to:
-mention of ethnicity
-alternating upper/lower case
-random symbols...tildes, @s, et al
Some chick got "~*~*~sErBiAn pRiNcEsS~*~*~". Yeah man, I'd love my high...