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If you're lucky you might get to pick up a qt waifu

You could always sleep with her friends.

>HSC 2013 >Not manipulating ADHD'tards into giving you ritalin >Not studying with ritalin >shiggy diggy

make sure to wear your mouthguard so you can protect your teeth in the brawls.

Are you 12?

Implying this won't be me.

Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her " Apple or GTFO" (cuz she was already showing t*ts). She chooses the former and then her and her f*ck buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being...

OP and his friends with Schapelle Corby.

It's an intricate procedure involving the delicate use of both the razor blade and the scissors.

what the hell am I reading?

>December 22nd 2013 >At home >Turn on the news >"8 Australian boys on a schoolies trip to Bali have been detained for the alleged possession of a large amount of drugs" >mfw

Only studied a little bit of shit, cause I was too lazy, every single bit I studied was in the test. #blessed #praiseethelooord

/b/ um nah bro. 4chan. /b/ Is just a board on 4chan. That's like me telling you your post style comes from the schoolies forum on this site. My home board on 4chan is /fit/ and the whole site is in that format.

I hope you're not talking about your mother.

Teenage boys in western culture yeah. Either insecure, or can't get none, or level 90 paladin, or euphoric, or maximum autist. >any year >passing up opportunities to go balls deep >ISHYGDDT

So many bitter virgins in this thread looking for acceptance. Saying you rejected all these girls wanting to take your virginity cause muh morals and finding the one, rather than your own insecurities holding you back. http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/ http://wizardchan.org/v9k/index.html this is...

This. You shouldn't be in a relationship with someone if you don't trust them and actually like them. If you're dating them at the time then why not have sex?If you regret it later on, whatever, at the time it's something you wanted to do.. Some people are way over emotional. Be mad if you...

I don't. That's just what the rumour escalated into.

O H H H. G R A T Z M A N ;) first time ever? Or just with that chick? My first time was so so so unspecial ahaha. >have gf >we break up >start talking to her friend about a year later >tells me she is a virgin >lie and pretend i'm not >Igotthis.jpg >one night she invites me over >her...

If you can't go, but your gf and your friends are going, be prepared for a drunken phone call informing you she's "so so so sorry she got with mitch, and that she didn't even want to but everyone was pressuring her" or something like that. 8) or it could be a secret forever. but forrrreal, I'm...