Man With 5 Children Summary:
Gerry follows around 5 children for one day a year. Issues arise, no lulz are had. Gerry tries to get with one of the chicks, I'd say it's Zoe. But Zoe isn't really and attractive name so Gerry just roots and boots. More shit happens, Cam goes to jail for wife beating, Gerry tries to film Cam. Cam's like WTF? Lulz are had. Everyone finds out about Gerry and decide to spam him. Epic DDoS is had. Gerry kicks from server, but Zoe, Cam, Jessie and Rodger just hit ~/reconnect. More DDos and lulz are had, this time Gerry shuts down server because he is on dedicated host.