Fave line from a movie (2 Viewers)

[Christine]

I know we had the fave movie thread, but this is different! (honestly, it is!)

I love bridget jones's diary and these are my fave lines!

Bridget: Hello, Bridget Jones, wanted sex goddess with a very bad man between her legs . Oh MUM!

Bridget: This calls for some really tiny knickers

Bridget: It is my pleasure to introduce Mr....um...um...*thinking to herself Tits pervert. Tits pervert* Mr...umm...*tits pervert*...Mr. Fitzherbert

Woman: I thought you said she (Bridget) was thin!

Interviewer: So why do you want to work in television?
Bridget: Ive got to leave my current job because Ive shagged my boss.
Interviewer: Fair enough, start on Monday

and my fave line from Breakfast at Tiffany's is

"People don't belong to people" - Holly GoLightly

and from Sliding Doors

James: What are you doing Saturday?
Helen: Probably killing myself.
James: Excellent. What time does that finish? Do you like boats?

Lydia: Gerry! I'm a woman! We don't say what we want! But we do reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. It's the thing that makes us fascinating! And not a little bit scary.

as u can tell i like my romantic comedies!

 

[Missngel]

i think dumb and dumber is the best movie on earth!!!

Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling.

Lloyd: Excuse me what's the soup du jour?
Waitress: It's the soup of the day.
Lloyd: Mmm...that sounds good i'll have that.

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you got there...New Jersey?
Lady: Austria.
Lloyd Christmas: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

Lloyd: Why you going to the airport, flying somewhere?
Mary: How did you guess?
Lloyd: I saw your luggage, then when I noticed the airline ticket I put 2 and 2 together.

and this is the best one!!!!

Harry: Once, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shiatsu.
Mary: Really?
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bullshit.


hahah gotta luv that movie!!!

 

[Lazy]

Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts dont get? Cause im not FUCKING laughing nicholas!

If you hold back anything, ill kill ya
If you bend the truth, or i think your bending the truth, ill kill ya
If you forget anything, ill kill ya
In fact your going to have to work very hard to stay alive nick
Now do you understand everything ive just said?....Cause if you dont ill kill ya!

You just cant beat Lock Stock

 

[Ultimate]

Damn yeah, Dumb and Dumber is the funniest movie I have ever seen. I agree totally with missngel!! I love the opening lines of the movie, just sets the trend.

Lloyd: Could you tell me where the medical school is, my driver's a bit lost.
Austrian Chick: Well you go straight ahead and take the left over the bridge.
Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you got there. New jersey?
Austrian Chick: Austria.
Lloyd: Oh Austria, well then g'day mate, lets put another shrimp on the barbi!
Austrian Chick: Let's not.

hehe, I love the part where Harry and Lloyd are in the restaurant:
Lloyd: You spilt the salt shaker, Harry do you know what that means? Quick toss the salt shaker over the left side of your shoulder.
Harry: *tosses salt shaker*
Seabass: Oi, who's the dead man who hit me with the salt shaker?
Lloyd: *crouches,looks away, yet points his finger at Harry*

and later, when they're on the road:
Harry: that was sheer genious Lloyd. Where did you learn that from?
Lloyd: I saw it off a movie once. They caught up to him at the end of the road and slit his throat.
Harry: *looks in shock"

Got to watch that movie again. Seen it 10 times, and I still laugh at it. lol

 

[PiRo]

way too many to remember, but a few that stands out,
from PITCH BLACK
"u got it all wrong holy-man i absolutely belive in god and i absolute hate the fucker"
from FIGHT CLUB
"on a long enough timeline the life expectance of everyone drops to zero"
AMERICAN HISTORY X
"in the joint u the nigger"
THE USAUL SUSPECTS
"how do u shoot the devil in the back, what if u miss?!?"
cant think of any more

 

[flyin']

i'll be back...

 

[king a the boin]

"its not important how many people i've killed, just how well i get along with the people i haven't killed yet"
- Bruce Willis

 

[Butterfly_Wings]

My fave movie is Reality Bites:

Vicki: "He's weird, he's sloppy, he's a total nightmare for woman...I can't believe I haven't slept with him yet."

And of course-Austin Powers!!! Waaaay to many to mention!

 

[bias]

in the movie Mr Deeds, when Pam (babe) visits mandrake falls to find deeds and runs into that big chick (jan i think)
Pam: Please tell me where deeds is, i need to tell him that i love him and that im sorry"
Jan: Im sorry, all i heard was blah blah blah im a dirty tramp"
love that movie

 

[Rosie]

Originally posted by flyin'
i'll be back...

haha, u stole my line! how could u??

 

[Bambul]

Leia: I love you.
Han: I know.

That was so cocky! And it wasn't even in the script, Harrison Ford said it as a joke after so many takes (it was originally I love you too). But George Lucas liked it and kept that line in Empire Strikes Back.

 

[flyin']

what about all the star wars quotes ... especially from yoda ...
the only one off the top of my head is "i am your father" as luke and darth vader (anakin) are fighting ...

 

[afnya]

Originally posted by natstar
I lUVVVVVVVVV da movie "How high" It soooooooooooooooooo fukin funny.

tryhard asian guy: ive got 2 inches of hard dick!

 

[afnya]

also i love this one

Mr. Madison. What you've just said....is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

-Billy Madison

 

[babyjess]

ummmm...

"I'LL BE BACK" ??

hehe. nah, only joking

 

[Bambul]

Vader: Apology accepted, Captain Needa.
After choking Needa

Vader: I hope so, for your sake commander. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
After threatening Moff Jerjerod (sp?)

Vader: We would be honoured if you would join us.
After capturing Han, Leia and Chewie in the dining room.

Luke: I'm not afraid
Yoda: Good. You will be...You will be.

Darth Maul: Fear. Fear attracts the fearful. The strong. The weak. The innocent. The corrupt. Fear is my ally.
That one wasn't in episode I. It was in one of the short trailers, and would have increased Darth Maul's speaking lines by about 50% had it made it in. Reading it doesn't do it justice, you really have to hear it when Darth Maul says it.

Obi Wan: You were right about one thing master - the negotiations were short!
After being attacked by battle droids

Leia: Somebody get this walking carpet away from me.
Refering to Chewie

Han: I thought they smelt bad on the outside.
After cutting open a tauntaun's belly

 

[flyin']

go star wars ... *raises a stick and waves it around pretending it is a light sabre*

 

[Missngel]

yeah Ultimate ive seen that movie 200 times u just cant get sick of it!!Hey wat about Ace Ventura another bloody classic!!! Here are some quotes:

Ace: If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer.

Ace: (groaning) (needs to go to the bathroom) I think it's the pate. Stuff probably looks better on the way out!

Mr. Shickadance (gotta love the name!!): Ventuuurrraaa!
Ace: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.

Melissa: Would you like an ash tray?
Ace: No thanks, I dont smoke its a disgusting habit

Ace: I'm looking for Ray Finkle.
(A shotgun is pointed at his head.)
Ace: ...and a clean pair of shorts.

 

[utopian731]

"Dodge this" -Trnity, The Matrix

"Blessed are the cheesemakers" -Plebean, Monty Pythons The Life of Brian

My signature

Peter Venkman: "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick"

Ray Stanz: "Where do these stairs go?
Peter Venkman: "They go up"
-Ghostbusters I


"Get busy living or get busy dying.
Goddamn right. "
-Red, The Shawshank Redemption

"Sometimes it makes me sad, though,
Andy being gone. I have to remind
myself that some birds aren't meant
to be caged, that's all. Their
feathers are just too bright...
..and when they fly away, the part
of you that knows it was a sin to
lock them up does rejoice...but still,
the place you live is that much more
drab and empty that they're gone"
-Red, The Shawshank Redemption

 

[Bone577]

"So your a bum?"
Vince Vega, Pulp Fiction

The whole bible verse Jules quotes in Pulp Fiction.

"It was gourgousness and gourgosity in one"
Alex, A Clockwork Orange

"Fo'git joo mein!"
Tony Montana, Scarface

"Is there any burbon in that milkshake?"
Vince Vega

"Do you see a sign in fron of my house saying 'Dead Nigger Storage"? You know why? Storing dead niggers ain't my buisness!"
Tarentino, Pulp Fiction



Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, The Usual Suspects, Scarface, Resevoir Dogs and anything by Kubric have literally hundreds of lines that are pure genius.