halp i need quick advice (1 Viewer)

[JennaJameson]

so a girl told me she had a crush on me a while ago but i was just awkward about it

then friday night we hooked up at my graduation partay and just spent the rest of the night talking about everything and it was really awesome

saturday night we hooked up again then some really drunk cunt was trying to be a wingman for me and said shit like "yeah he totes wants to get in your pants, you should go fuck him" and i guess she just felt disrespected or some shit and avoided me for the rest of the night

then she hooked up with another guy for like 30 mins and then my other friends explained what really happened to her and then she left, she texted me after and we just chatted as if nothing ever happened

i really like her, i'll be meeting her in about 30 mins, what should i say/do?

 

[JennaJameson]

bump plz halp guise

 

[jumb]

What do you want from her?

 

[slyhunter]

Say this to her:

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply divine and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

 

[jumb]

Eiether way, prepare for the worse. She sounds like a pain in the ass. If you're lucky, she will string you along before breaking your heart.

 

[Dr_Fresh]

not that im pro at this or anything but i dont see it going anywhere. she sounds like a slut

 

[LonelyWolf]

What do you want from her?

this

 

[Shadowdude]

Say this to her:

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply divine and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

That should work. Not really.

 

[Arcorn]

First bit of advice. Lose the porn star name. Second, learn to deal with drunk guys being retarded and say how uncivilised and shit they are, fuck. Learn to think for yourself or you will fail in all aspects of life

 

[Lolsmith]

I'm 90% sure this is L

 

[hayabusaboston]

Say this to her:

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply divine and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

Wow dude that's expansive....I tried this twice, one two different girls, didn't work. Maybe girls just don't appreciate poetry in high school...?

 

[slyhunter]

I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on your wall and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.

 

[Omnipotence]

I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose.

I thought that was a response to hayabusaboston. loooool

 

[hayabusaboston]

I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on your wall and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.

Just a question, are you now writing this for the other guy or for your own person? Pretty good words. You must be an english master hehe.

 

[slyhunter]

Heavenly blessed beauty, I've had a crush on you for many years.
I would swim up the amazon river with 45 pound dumbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres's queef as my air supply if that meant I could have a nice seafood dinner with you over skype on a dial up connection.

 

[hayabusaboston]

heavenly blessed beauty, i've had a crush on you for many years.
I would swim up the amazon river with 45 pound dumbells tied to my scrotum and ellen degeneres's queef as my air supply if that meant i could have a nice seafood dinner with you over skype on a dial up connection.

hahaha

 

[hayabusaboston]

LOL dude dont tell a girl that

 

[slyhunter]

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

 

[Arcorn]

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

I wish I had a transforming car

 

[slyhunter]

I wish I had a transforming car

Gets all the chicks.