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[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

...had a really, really "blonde moment" in class? I did today in bio...i was really tired, and the teacher told me to name a species of megafauna. Anyway, for some reason i blurted out "Cactus". Wtf? i didn't even register the fact that a cactus is a plant until my friend started laughing. anyone else done something like that?

 

[Tulipa]

yes.

we're talkin about genetically modified foods in DT and someone mentions how seedless watermelons are the best example of good genetically modified food or something like that.

i blurt out "don't they just pick the seeds out?"

yeah. i'm dumb

 

[pLuvia]

another one,

during my english class we watched a video on discovery, and it said something about fossil fuels, but during the video people were talking and stuff, then this girl asked, "miss what's a fossil fuel" then the class became silent and everyone started laughing.. it was the most stupid question~~

 

[princessj]

lol i have alot of those except they r normal now so yea.. but especially in chem i would understand and handle alot of the more complex part then comes the lil very easy stuff and i dont get it.. everyone laughs and my teacher thinks im joking but im not

 

[Casmira]

I added 2 electrons to an already negative element in my chemistry trial

2Cl- + 2e- -> Cl2(g)

i deserve to be shot

teacher asked me why the hell did I do that?! and I said it makes a superion!

 

[Dreamerish*~]

I once screamed at my friend, "don't you get it? TWO TIMES THREE IS FIVE!"

 

[pLuvia]

ahhaha 2 x 3 = 5 lol...
but casmira that not THAT "blonde of a moment" lol

 

[-neurosurgeon-]

lol heres mine for the day >>


" *sigh* i am SO unarticulate! " - in last period english ^^

 

[klaw]

yes... in exams..... ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!! Like for a phys practical exam, it asked for possible dangers of the experiment and how to prevent it, and I put "If you stare into the light globe for extended periods of time, it may damage your eyes. This can be prevented by not staring into the light globe"

 

[auzigal]

omg yes..lol.

we were in cfs and talkn bout groin injuries for some reason n i blurted out.." do you have a bone in your dick?" lol...dumbest ever!

 

[sunjet]

rofl nice.

 

[.ben]

in bio teacher was talkin bout gases present in atmosphere and i said carbon

 

[auzigal]

haha lol thanx..stupid ay

 

[xxxx8888]

lol yes! hahaha. i can't remember the exact question, but i think it was something to do with osmosis. or something. anyway, the question was like where water was more concentrated(?) regarding some experiment, and i go, "at the bottom!" LOL... the teacher was like (...)

 

[stella8h8chang]

Haha, in the Chem exam, the question goes something like...

If two beakers of water, one of fresh and one of sea, are boiled, and the temperatures measured, what will happen?
And I didn't even look at the multiple choice options properly, I immediately circled...
"both temperatures will go up"

But I have a propensity for saying things that shouldn't be said, particularly when I was just a bit younger. As in nine months or so younger.
Lil: **dives under table to pick up something on floor**
Friend: Sorry, you didn't need to do that...
Lil: Oh don't worry, I spend heaps of time bending over anyway.
Friend: .............erm you know there's a LOT of innuendo in that?
Lil: Really? Why?
Friend: .........................

 

[Emma-Jayde]

"What are some of the properties of a red star?" in physics.
As I was staring out the window at the time, my response was;
"Big, red and relatively cold...."

Turns out the question was "Describe red shift...."

 

[pLuvia]

in biology, the teacher asks "what can be studied about animals", people said "habitat, population, the ecosystem it lives in" and i said "lifestyle"

 

[mr_brightside]

lol, not myself but still amsuing..in year 10? (i think)
we the advanced class, were doin surds...
our teacher was abolutely insane (but clearly the best teacher ive ever had)

anyway he asks someone what the square root of nine was...
he must of misunderstood as he answered 81
"WHAT?"
"81"
"whats the SQUARE ROOT of NINE?"
"81"
WHATS THE SQUARE ROOT OF NINE??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*next doors intermediate class*

"THREE!!!!!!"

ahhh lol

 

[YBK]

Heck yeah!

though most are on purpose....

just ask my friends.... tacuric should remember some from English (there's too many to remember)

actually, once in yr 9 during science the teacher asked a question i randomly screamed: "PERIODIC TABLE". Another question, I do the same... i think it was around 6 questions, and i kept saying periodic table. ANd the funny thing is that i thought that was the right answer.

Everyone was cracking up..

Also, once during science in yr 9 (or was it 10 :S) anyway, teacher told me to light up a match: First go, i break the match.. second, i burn my finger

!!!

lol!

 

[Dreamerish*~]

Chemistry Teacher: What does one mean by chemical digestion?
Me: *Raises hand* It's when you digest... chemically. :uhhuh: