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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.
 

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Haha it's fake.
I looked it up on google and it went to a site that looked almost exactly like bbc news, and it looked very convincing...
 

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I remember hearing something about this on somethingawful forums...

Seriously, though, how many midgets should it take to kill a lion? If the midgets were frenzied, the lion won't stand a change. The dudes would just mob the lion with teeth and fingernails. If the midgets weren't frenzied, they midgets would most likely lose, as they would just scatter and flee after a few of their slightly braver comrades get mauled, letting the lion pick them off one by one in peace.
 

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If it were real, Id pay a million to watch this death fite
 

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I condemn the death of a lion. They're endangered.

If the rules only allowed the Midget Fighting Squad to immobilise the lion, then I would gladly spectate.

The result would depend on how psyched up the lion was. To get a hold of the lion, at least two midgets would be sacrificed in drawing its attention, and nobody wants to die.

Also, the lion could back itself into a corner to prevent an attack from the rear, effectively bottlenecking any midget assualt to the front, which result in massive MFS casualties.

Seiously though, have you seen the size of those lion paws? A fully grown man couldn't take one of those to the head, let alone halflings.
 

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leetom said:
I condemn the death of a lion. They're endangered.

If the rules only allowed the Midget Fighting Squad to immobilise the lion, then I would gladly spectate.

The result would depend on how psyched up the lion was. To get a hold of the lion, at least two midgets would be sacrificed in drawing its attention, and nobody wants to die.

Also, the lion could back itself into a corner to prevent an attack from the rear, effectively bottlenecking any midget assualt to the front, which result in massive MFS casualties.

Seiously though, have you seen the size of those lion paws? A fully grown man couldn't take one of those to the head, let alone halflings.
did you miss the point?
 

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I'm just going continuing the argument. Obviously, I think the lion would win.
 

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