Summarise a movie in as few words as possible (1 Viewer)

[Grobus]

Any given James Bond movie:

Spoiler

James Bond nails girl.
James Bond saves world.
James Bond nails other girl.

 

[absolution*]

Matrix Sequel

Spoiler

Like watching the first Matrix with someone stabbing you with a knife from under the cinema seat

 

[artfag]

citizen kane - rosebud is his sled

 

[hiphophorray123]

Summary of The Matrix:

SHITHOUSE

 

[Korn]

Summary of The Matrix Trilogy.
poo

 

[LeftrightOut]

Matrix 1
Matrix 2
Matrix 3

Spoiler

He's Superman but doesn't know it
He's Superman and he knows it, too bad his companions are not
He's Superman and hits kryptonite, then he is composted to help in growing some crops on a farm.

 

[katietheskatie]

the matrix movies;

Spoiler

neo puts on his coat and glasses.
long drawn-out futuristic world scenes
scenes for no other purpose than to show off special effects
fight scenes.

repeat for approximately three hours a movie, three times over or until you decide to shoot yourself with a rusty nail gun.

 

[Korn]

Titanic:

Big ship hits iceberg
Big ship sinks

Big ship sunken by iceberg

 

[withoutaface]

The aviator:

Spoiler

Man makes movie
Man goes crazy
Audience sleeps

 

[absolution*]

Dazed and Confused

Spoiler

Kids get bashed
Kids get stoned
Kids have sex

 

[jumb]

Passion of christ surprise ending:

Spoiler

Jesus dies.

 

[Farnarcle]

Forest runs.

 

[jhakka]

Titanic:

Spoiler

Love story with ice cube.

Pearl Harbour:

Spoiler

Love story with airplanes.

The Aviator:

Spoiler

Crap movie with a couple of minutes where they talk about llamas.

 

[jumb]

IMO: Any given James Bond movie:

Spoiler

James Bond nails girl.
James Bond shoots bad guys.
James Bond nails girl.
James Bond saves world.
James Bond nails other girl.

More nailing this way.

 

[Danoz The Great]

haha repped!

Wizard of oz:
<spoiler>
witch wants shoes.
witch cant have shoes.
wizard comes to the resue.
</spoiler>

 

[Monkey Butler]

Lord of the Rings

Spoiler

Lots of bad guys, and a weird grey frog thing, trying to get at a little furry guy's ring

 

[absolution*]

Passion of christ surprise ending:

Spoiler

Jesus dies.

:uhhuh: :uhhuh:

 

[SashatheMan]

Big ship sunken by iceberg

titanic *bubbles rise*

 

[mmm_sofay]

The Carebears Movie

the bears care
children uncare
the bears make the children care
the bears and children sing songs.

 

[SashatheMan]

The Carebears Movie

the bears care
children uncare
the bears make the children care
the bears and children sing songs.

theres a carebear movie?