willies
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A semi-trailer driver stops to pick up a woman hitchhiking. The driver stops to pick up a woman hitchhiking. The driver opens the door and says, "Climb in, I'm not like the other truckies that let only the good-looking girls have a ride."
King arthur was heading off for the crusades when he called one of his squires and said, "Here is the key to the princess' chastity belt. If in ten years I haven't returned you may use the key." His Majesty crossed the drawbridge and set off along a long dusty road. He stopped, turned his horse and took one last look at the castle. Whereupon the squire rushed towards him yelling, "Stop your majesty! Thank goodness I was able to catch you. This is the wrong key!"
King arthur was heading off for the crusades when he called one of his squires and said, "Here is the key to the princess' chastity belt. If in ten years I haven't returned you may use the key." His Majesty crossed the drawbridge and set off along a long dusty road. He stopped, turned his horse and took one last look at the castle. Whereupon the squire rushed towards him yelling, "Stop your majesty! Thank goodness I was able to catch you. This is the wrong key!"
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