Ziff
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1932 joke floating around in the official circles of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union:
Question: What does it mean when there is food in the town but no food in the country?
Answer: A Left, Trotskyite deviation.
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Question: What does it mean when there is food in the country but no food in the town?
Answer: A Right, Bukharinite deviation.
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Question: What does it mean when there is no food in the country and no food in the town?
Answer: The correct application of the general line.
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Question: What does it mean when there is both food in the country and food in the town?
Answer: The horrors of Capitalism!
Question: What does it mean when there is food in the town but no food in the country?
Answer: A Left, Trotskyite deviation.
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Question: What does it mean when there is food in the country but no food in the town?
Answer: A Right, Bukharinite deviation.
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Question: What does it mean when there is no food in the country and no food in the town?
Answer: The correct application of the general line.
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Question: What does it mean when there is both food in the country and food in the town?
Answer: The horrors of Capitalism!