Wet dreams plus beastiality (2 Viewers)

[hero.]

Yeah, so I had a wet dream this morning. The cause of it was the following:

I was dreaming about how my dog turned into a chick with a large rack. We went to the shopping mall and had a look around things. And then when we came home, she wanted to go play in the backyard.

After playing for some time, she got the hose and pointing at me. Then I said:" Don't, mum will yell at me". But she sprayed the hose anyway. Then I just had to punish her so i grabbed her, pulled out her tities from the clothes she was wearing and proceeded to tit fuck her.
I then woke up to find my pants all wet.

Am I into beastiality?

 

[LatK7]

probably

 

[Kirsty Xx]

YOUR dog, chic with big boobs, sex................. yep probably

 

[Zrap]

Lol there was this girl who left my high school, she
rubbed vegemite on her vagina and got her cat to lick it
off. :rofl:
But yeah sounds like a cool dream.

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

Lol there was this girl who left my high school, she
rubbed vegemite on her vagina and got her cat to lick it
off. :rofl:

oh man, not cool.

 

[hero.]

Lol there was this girl who left my high school, she
rubbed vegemite on her vagina and got her cat to lick it
off. :rofl:
.

Wont she get yeast infection or something like that?

 

[Pace_T]

i once walked in on this girl having sex with a dog from behind

 

[Thought Shark]

Wont she get yeast infection or something like that?

Dude, it is an excellent (and tasty) lube.

 

[tanjin]

Lol there was this girl who left my high school, she
rubbed vegemite on her vagina and got her cat to lick it
off. :rofl:
But yeah sounds like a cool dream.

That's really icky.

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

i once walked in on this girl having sex with a dog from behind

christ, some people are desperate for it. that's just sick.

 

[Azamakumar]

i once walked in on this girl having sex with a dog from behind

Please explain. Ie where it was and how/why you were there, not what kind of animal/how big it was.

 

[Zrap]

lol i have no idea, probably got a hairball on her clitoris and
crabs.

ooo great danes are pretty massive dog, was it one of them?

 

[lgaica]

cats tongues are like sandpaper

 

[Zrap]

cats tongues are like sandpaper

hahaha.

 

[Providence.]

Another funny/epic story from hero.

 

[happii]

i once walked in on this girl having sex with a dog from behind

pics or gtfo

 

[HalcyonSky]

disregarding whether or not the original post was serious, ive had dreams where id be rooting a hot chick and it would turn into my cat or into my mum. happens to alot of people.

 

[kenny.]

disregarding whether or not the original post was serious, ive had dreams where id be rooting a hot chick and it would turn into my cat or into my mum. happens to alot of people.

Umm sorry to spoil the party but...no it doesnt.

 

[HalcyonSky]

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

lol the cat i can kinda understand, that's just random dream shit. but your mum? hahaha.