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MaMA jOKEZ!!!! (1 Viewer)

have you ever been AFFENDED by a mum joke?

  • yeh :(

    Votes: 4 22.2%
  • no :P

    Votes: 14 77.8%

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DanteEX

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Your Mother is so fat she uses a Matress as a Tampoon

My absolute favourite one.
 

x.christina

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ALSO FUCKING OP can't spell for shit.

It's "Offended", not "Affended"
 

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your momma's so fat,
that she has a substantially increased risk of developing heart disease and a range of serious cardiovascular disorders.

*i turn to hi-5 a few of the african-american homies that are now collectively "OHHH!"-ing in approval*
 

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your momma's so fat,
that she has a substantially increased risk of developing heart disease and a range of serious cardiovascular disorders.

*i turn to hi-5 a few of the african-american homies that are now collectively "OHHH!"-ing in approval*
Hahaha. I lol'd.
 

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oh wow. this was so bad i practically knelt over and died
No shit, there aren't any original and funny yo momma jokes around anymore. That "she got stuck" one in an asian accent pisses me off as well, i dont find it funny at all, and its even worse with the accent.

And btw "L", why don't you tell us some :)
 

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Your momma is so fat, she went to KFC and ordered a Variety Bucket.....the lady at the counter said "which size" and your momma said "the one on the roof":haha:

Ashutosh
 

yo mama so fat

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whats the difference between your mom and a phone booth?

it costs money to use a phone booth
 

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your mum is so fat that the only thing stopping her from joining jenny craig is the doorway
 

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Your momma is so fat, she went to KFC and ordered a Variety Bucket.....the lady at the counter said "which size" and your momma said "the one on the roof":haha:

Ashutosh
rofl hahaha i found this funny
 
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filofr3ak

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your mummas so fat when she turned around it was her birthday
 

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