The "Stupid Things Said By People On The WebCT Discussion Board" thread (1 Viewer)

[eye ov azazel]

Let me start off:

Subject: Final Exam

Person1: Does anyone know if the exact date of the final exam is released?

Person2: check myunsw!

Me: wow, thanks for that great info, Person2.

since you're posting you may as well mention that exam time hasnt been released yet on my.unsw, im sure it wouldnt cause you too much pain to type a tiny bit extra.

Person2: hahahahahahahahaha god! u think that we should do everything for u guys, god, y not check it urselves, that's the 1st point. and the second point, i wrote the post b4 i check myUnsw!

and if u dont like it, well, tough luck [my name]!

Me: dude...

1st point - if u dont wanna help then dont post, no one's forcing you to.

2nd point - I just figured if ur saying 'check my.unsw' then u may as well go find out and post up your findings.

just common sense for me.

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that is the extent to this discussion for now, will post up more if more stupidity continues.

Anyone else got similar stories?

Yes you do, POSTEM!

 

[Uncle]

I just make plain stupid threads when the lecturer doesn't bother coming onto the Discussion boards:


Subject: How much does Dr Feng cost?

Well, you buy that big textbook for the course and spend time and money to research for the projects.

How much does Dr Feng cost?

M.M:

two thousand dolla

J.Y:

1 dollaaaaa



Let's not forget the occasional Chuck Norris posts.

 

[Omium]

Student 1: (Commenting about the final)

May god help us

Idiot Student 2: keep god out of these discussion boards, this is a materials discussion board.

Me: OMFG

 

[Omie Jay]

Course: GENC6001 Introduction to Marketing

Subject: Text book

Person1: Hey guys! I came in 5mins late just now and i missed the part about the text book. Does any of you have any idea where we can get the text book?

Me: unsw bookshop, maybe other places too, like dymocks.

maybe.

Person1: Thanks so much

MB (lecturer): Awesome - thanks Omar

Me: its great to see my time and effort is deeply appreciated.

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i mean srsly, ur a uni student and u dont know where to get a txtbk from?

gtfo

edit: well he did have a funny name...

 

[Uncle]

Course: GENC6001 Introduction to Marketing

Subject: Text book

Person1: Hey guys! I came in 5mins late just now and i missed the part about the text book. Does any of you have any idea where we can get the text book?

Me: unsw bookshop, maybe other places too, like dymocks.

maybe.

Person1: Thanks so much

Marion Burford (lecturer): Awesome - thanks Omar

Me: its great to see my time and effort is deeply appreciated.

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i mean srsly, ur a uni student and u dont know where to get a txtbk from?

gtfo

edit: well he did have a funny name...

LOL, "oh yes we dont have a website URL named http://www.bookshop.unsw.edu.au"

 

[bringbackshred]

Shit, people actually post on WebCT?

 

[Uncle]

Shit, people actually post on WebCT?

Yeah.
Online tough guys.

 

[Omie Jay]

ahahahaha tokyo drift!!!

dude i cant wait till we start elec1111 and fluid mechanics, those discussion boards are gonna be raped.

 

[Uncle]

After clicking (1 New Replies)

wat?

ahahahaha tokyo drift!!!

dude i cant wait till we start elec1111 and fluid mechanics, those discussion boards are gonna be raped.

yeah i reckon.
but i usually target boards where the lecturer doesnt even post on the discussion board and contribute.

 

[kevinx2]

Person [1]:
does anyone know where the fuck 'Derby Rm,Randwick Racecourse' is?

Person 2:
probably near the racecourse

Person 3:
i think its in randwick

Person [1]:
no shit. I MEAN WHERE IS DERBY RM

Person 3:
near the racecourse

Person 2:
which, if i'm not mistaken, is in randwick

 

[sunjet]

"We finished at 467 pages.

3 were A3

printing the pages in full colour + A3's + binding @ snap printing at work ... saved around $100 .. hopefully my boss doesn't check petty cash expenses.. i read the rules, < $5000 is auto approved .

Part C was a bitch... our analysis became avg of 22 pages on each stock.. then the bonus mark killed another 50 pages
"

 

[Omie Jay]

one i saw when my sis forgot to log off the comp

subject: end of sem quiz

person 1: when is it?
person 2: last week

aaahhhahahahahah!!!! shit, i lol'd irl!!

 

[TehAzner]

Classic post by some random guy before our Accounting 2522 Exam:

A person wanted online recordings of the lectures (which do not exist) and this was the following reply:

"Yeah the ilecture link is:
www.suckedin.you/should/of/went/and/now/you/will/fail!"

Following posts included:
Guy 1: i keep gettin error 404. is the site working for anyone else?

Guy 2: he linked us to a porn site! don't go

Guy 1: damn you [Insert Name here]!! I was going to wait after marriage to look at stuff like that. you ruined me

Pretty good entertainment value before our final today lol.

 

[hollyy.]

omg! haahahahahaha.

 

[Casmira]

do u guys remember the webct shit flinging fest directed at henry yip for FINS2624 when the ceiling started to fall apart during the finals last year?

 

[wrong_turn]

someone should have printed that shit out in pdf. fucking hilarious shit (not for me)

 

[Uncle]

classic post by some random guy before our accounting 2522 exam:

A person wanted online recordings of the lectures (which do not exist) and this was the following reply:

"yeah the ilecture link is:
Www.suckedin.you/should/of/went/and/now/you/will/fail!"

following posts included:
Guy 1: I keep gettin error 404. Is the site working for anyone else?

Guy 2: He linked us to a porn site! Don't go

guy 1: Damn you [insert name here]!! I was going to wait after marriage to look at stuff like that. You ruined me

pretty good entertainment value before our final today lol.

oh fuck ahahahahahahaha

 

[Omie Jay]

some asian in the fluid mechanics discussion board:

"Is any one who have the ans now?"


...what even?

 

[Omie Jay]

 

[Omie Jay]

aahahah, he edited it, now it says:

"Anyone has the 2007 answer now?


happy? "