Overheard at UNSW (1 Viewer)

[missanonymous7]

ITT: post amusing/interesting things you have overheard other people saying at uni (like 'overheard' in mX)

Overheard just outside the BiBlio food place:
Girl to her friend (in outraged, indignant tones):
"God, they’re f*cking dumbnuts over there. I ordered a salad, right, and all they put in it is f*cking lettuce, like seriously, nothing else but lettuce. And like I said to the guy “Hey, don’t put so much lettuce on there mate!” and – look what happens! It’s all just – lettuce! I’m like, I asked for a salad, not just f*cking lettuce. God…if I wanted this, I could’ve just gone to Coles and bought, like, a ton of lettuce for two bucks." *pause* "So, anyway, how are you?"

She sounded so angry. made me smile.

...I admit, it's not exactly roflmao material to start off with, but hey, maybe someone else will have something more interesting.

 

[Omium]

I sense a 1000 post thread in the making.

I should make my mark early

 

[missanonymous7]

You know, just after I made this thread, I was thinking "I bet no one will reply and this will just look incredibly sad and pathetic, and then Omium will make the same thread and it will be a raging success."

...

 

[kevinx2]

ahahaha

I had heaps, but have forgotten most. Will come back later

 

[tommykins]

random-"Hey have you enrolled?"
me-"No, what about you?"
random-"No, how do you enrol"
me...-*thinking* "err same way you enrolled first sem?"
random-"Oh, my dad did it for me"
me-....

 

[Crestwood's_G]

People are stupid. People being people who order salad.

 

[Omie Jay]

You know, just after I made this thread, I was thinking "I bet no one will reply and this will just look incredibly sad and pathetic, and then Omium will make the same thread and it will be a raging success."

...

usually he just creates another thread based on the same thing and proceeds to monopolise.

he's done this to me twice

 

[Omium]

You know, just after I made this thread, I was thinking "I bet no one will reply and this will just look incredibly sad and pathetic, and then Omium will make the same thread and it will be a raging success."

...

"The Omie Jay effect"

 

[Omie Jay]

:mad1:

 

[wrong_turn]

in a class of mine, someone was asking how we know it is a journal article

the screen shows a list of search results with the name of the article, authors but also the source it is from.

a girl asks "how do we know which one is from a journal?"

people turn to check whether it was poorly made joke

the one we were discussing specifically had in bold, " XXX journal"

 

[Omium]

Ohhhh.


Me and my friend were walking past Keith burrows theatre.
And there were these two wogs fighting, The fatter wog said to the skinnier wog "oi bro, you slept with my cousin eh!" and the other one said "nah mate i didn't for shit, eh". then he goes "i will call all my fully sick boys! eh" and then he went CHK CHK BOOM.

 

[tommykins]

Ohhhh.


Me and my friend were walking past Keith burrows theatre.
And there were these two wogs fighting, The fatter wog said to the skinnier wog "oi bro, you slept with my cousin eh!" and the other one said "nah mate i didn't for shit, eh". then he goes "i will call all my fully sick boys! eh" and then he went CHK CHK BOOM.

hahahahahaha

 

[shinji]

Ohhhh.


Me and my friend were walking past Keith burrows theatre.
And there were these two wogs fighting, The fatter wog said to the skinnier wog "oi bro, you slept with my cousin eh!" and the other one said "nah mate i didn't for shit, eh". then he goes "i will call all my fully sick boys! eh" and then he went CHK CHK BOOM.

hahahaha

must spread rep.

 

[Omie Jay]

Bunch of lecturers having a coffee: "Getting a WAM of 90 and above after graduating is good, 85 is okay i guess"

 

[CountVonChocula]

made 2nd page@!

 

[Uncle]

Ohhhh.


Me and my friend were walking past Keith burrows theatre.
And there were these two wogs fighting, The fatter wog said to the skinnier wog "oi bro, you slept with my cousin eh!" and the other one said "nah mate i didn't for shit, eh". then he goes "i will call all my fully sick boys! eh" and then he went CHK CHK BOOM.

A+ post from an A+ UNSWer.

made 2nd page@!

50 posts per page for me BAHAHAHAHHA.

 

[LordPc]

two guys on the bus yesterday. one guy was complaining about his computing assignment

1st guy: ... yea it totally sucks
Other guy: you should put in a complaint. whose teaching the course?
1st guy: Ken Robinson
Other guy: Oh, well that guy happens to be the CSE grievance officer
Me: lol