would you record yourself having sex then get off to it later? (2 Viewers)

[carpetdiem]

im just curious to see what everyones answer will be,
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here is the situation:

you are having sex with your partner.
you record yourselves having sex.
would you watch it later and masturbate to it?

 

[Fortify]

wot?

 

[HalcyonSky]

yeah, i would

 

[breaking]

nah

might send it in to australia's funniest home videos though

 

[settle*precious]

nah

might send it in to australia's funniest home videos though

lol.

great self confidence you have there, matt!

 

[chelsea girl]

if it was nicely lit and shot from a good angle and just perfect and great, then yes.

but no way would i want to watch myself in general. one weird angle and it could look like two dying animals. or what if i did an ugly face? or my hair was gross? or i looked fat?

i think it always looks much better in our heads, so it's probably best to leave it that way.

(in my experience of being right next to two people having sex, it is pretty ugly)

 

[housah0lic]

lol yeah probably

 

[Hornby]

yeah I would

 

[Laika_]

yes

 

[Eclipse008]

I would never want to see myself having sex.

maybe my partner getting off by herself - but with me involved... ewwww

 

[chelsea girl]

it must be so hard to make a good sex video.

like, just think of how many shit sex tapes there are. so many.

you'd need a bit of a plan or script to make sure it wasn't stilted or lame in any parts.

but then you're just making amateur porn.

GOD.
this is stressing me out.

 

[seakebab]

No.

 

[Eclipse008]

it must be so hard to make a good sex video.

like, just think of how many shit sex tapes there are. so many.

you'd need a bit of a plan or script to make sure it wasn't stilted or lame in any parts.

but then you're just making amateur porn.

GOD.
this is stressing me out.

Real sex goes to long to make a decent porno.
Like in porn the girl gets off after someone gives her 2 licks.

I mean I'm good, but not THAT good

 

[Omie Jay]

Real sex goes to long to make a decent porno.
Like in porn the girl gets off after someone gives her 2 licks.

I mean I'm good, but not THAT good

you'd know

 

[Silver Persian]

The idea of watching myself have sex is making me nauseous.

 

[samthebear]

The idea of watching myself have sex is making me nauseous.

+1 why on earth would you want to watch yourself have sex? i'd quote every point already mentioned but it'd be pointless. i agree with everything said about making a crappy sex video. and the whole scripting thing which'll turn into amature porn.

 

[Jachie]

Real sex goes to long to make a decent porno.
Like in porn the girl gets off after someone gives her 2 licks.

I mean I'm good, but not THAT good

i read somewhere that the average woman takes like twenty minutes to get off? and that there's a lot of poor bitches out there who simply never ever achieve orgasm? what the fuck... i feel so lucky right now.

 

[The_Apprentice]

personally I think it has something to do with practice.


re: thread topic - hell no.

 

[Streaker]

Meh. Doesn't faze me.

 

[chelsea girl]

Real sex goes to long to make a decent porno.
Like in porn the girl gets off after someone gives her 2 licks.

I mean I'm good, but not THAT good

Also, do you ever see any of the awkward stuff in pornos?
No fumbling for tissues or clothes, or hair getting stuck in mouths while snogging, or cats sitting by the door mewling to get out!!!

i read somewhere that the average woman takes like twenty minutes to get off? and that there's a lot of poor bitches out there who simply never ever achieve orgasm? what the fuck... i feel so lucky right now.

It's pretty difficult for most women to achieve orgasm through only vaginal stimulation, so if they're just getting a little bit of pounding and nothing else, it's bound to be unsatisfying.