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Ya. It's also worth noting that there's also guys out there who don't really do the whole anal thing too.
Really?

So they just wank each other off now and again?

Seems unlikely.
 

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Really?

So they just wank each other off now and again?

Seems unlikely.
Blowjobs, handjobs, frotting, massage, kissing, bondage etc. are all still available, just like it is for lesbians. Every couple has their own way of doing things - sexual practice as distinct from sexual orientation.
 

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I feel like im gonna catch the gay just by looking at this thread:eek:
Call me. ;)
Well, kami's sexual imagination is obviously far more developed than my own.
Well, our entire body is a sexual organ, there's an endless amount of things you can do with it. I'm sure you have more erogenous zones to stimulate than even you have realised, SP.
 

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i'm a gay man who isnt into the whole 'anal' thing tbh. like, i'll do it if i have to, but would really rather not, blowjobs, kissing, spooning and a roving tongue are all i need really.
 

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i'm a gay man who isnt into the whole 'anal' thing tbh. like, i'll do it if i have to, but would really rather not, blowjobs, kissing, spooning and a roving tongue are all i need really.
townie is a nelly bottom in denial.
 

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a what now?
You need to catch up on your gay slang. For your convenience:

1. nelly bottom

To be a nelly bottom is similar to being a piggy bottom, power bottom, or pig bottom. To be a nelly bottom is when you, the gay man, strive to have your anus pounded with another guys penis. Being a nelly bottom means you can take any size, length, width that is thrusted your way. Making sounds such as nelly, makes you a nelly bottom. Not a high pitched moan or even a wimper like some pig bottoms will do, but to make a "Nelly" sound of complete enjoyment. Loving it and making a lower pitched yet steady beat of non stop anal intercourse.

2. nelly bottom

A gay man who treats his asshole like a girl treats her pussy.

A nelly bottom has a yearning and a desire for anal penetration at all hours of the day or night.
 

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You need to catch up on your gay slang. For your convenience:
UGH, NO WAI!!! Apparantly i am a cowardly traitor to the cause anywhoo.

I'd take a good blowjob over anal. i'd GIVE a better blowjob than anal (it's my secret talent, BJs, or thats what people tell me)
 

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UGH, NO WAI!!! Apparantly i am a cowardly traitor to the cause anywhoo.

I'd take a good blowjob over anal. i'd GIVE a better blowjob than anal (it's my secret talent, BJs, or thats what people tell me)
'People'? The compliments don't count if they're from your mum.

Accept your nelly nature. It's the only way.
 

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'People'? The compliments don't count if they're from your mum.

Accept your nelly nature. It's the only way.
PEOPLE are MEN i've slept with thank you very much. stop being such a bitch.
 

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i dont have pics of them! their names were Scott, Richard, Justin and Matt though
 

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i dont have pics of them! their names were Scott, Richard, Justin and Matt though
Last names? I will poke them on facebook and get them to post in this thread.
 

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Hehe I was at a fag hag's 18th last night and this incredibly camp guy lectured my friend on different lip gloss varieties for like 15 minutes. I overhead such statements as "Now if you put this on like ten minutes before you go out its GREAT cos it's, like, expholiating".

At another party I walked past a room of gay guys dancing Ja'mie King-style to Pokerface and i loled uncontrollably.

Sometimes I even doubt my own sexuality's worthiness for marriage.
 

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