I was smacked on the mouth outside of the UTS library by a security guard with a walky talky, fuck wit. Was amusing considering a girl was holding me back.
Anyway, yes, been in two fights which I'm not proud of. One was outside Parramatta Hoyts after a drugED pushed me for not opening the door for his girlfriend so I swang at his head and kicked him in the leg, he swang back and missed and said "Chill, chill it's all cool"... the situation ended quickly.
Another time I was on the train travelling back from North Sydney and two guys (NZ'ders I think) sat near to me (train was near empty) and one of them rolled up a newspaper and said, "you want this?". I said, "No thanks, I have the Morning Herald". They laughed and both stood up and one held the newspaper like one would hold a baseball bat and he repeaded, "You want this, bitch?". I smiled and said "what do you want money?" He responded with, "fuck you" and he started whacking me with it like a bitch while his friend jumped the seat and started kicking me so I managed to jump up and grab this guys head and slam it against the hand rail thingy on the edge of a Tangara seat (Not sure if they're still on there). Anyway, he said "Fucking dead cunt"... so it was on after that, two against one. To be honest I was beaten (not badly) but I had a black eye and a busted knee but I walked away smiling.
Funny thing is when I got off the train and jumped in a cab I told the cabby what had just happened and he was like, "Let's fuck them aye, we'll find them and fuck them right up... two on two" lolz, I said nah man I just want to go home, shower, pour a drink and crash.