Uhhh, i may need help.... (1 Viewer)

[Daipire]

Mako, if you're here, get off this thread

Hey, last night i went over to my lady-type friends house she got a bit handsy on me and it went for quite some time

Now, i just took a whizz (and washed my hands mind you) and i noticed, my wilkins looks different, like, different shape and size.

The question is, can a wilkins get hella swollen?

if so, this is my third minor wilkins injury (0 major, if you were wondering)




I can't believe i'm actually going to post this....

 

[Daipire]

I just realised that my current girlfriend is responsible for 2/3 injuries...

:S

 

[roads engineer]

What the fuck is a wilkins
If you mean penis just say penis
Jesus how old are you?
No wonder your girlfriend pelts you

 

[ay0_x]

You have a girlfriend and your lady type friend gave you a handee?

Hoorah for monogamy.

 

[katietheskatie]

probably the best euphemism for dick ever lol

 

[mr_brightside]

yeah it can get swollen. it will go away.

 

[mr_brightside]

and if your girlfriend fails at hand then tell her to GTFO.

DO IT MYSELF JEEZ.

 

[Davo1111]

how many handies did you get? how hard did she pull? you gotta tell her if its too hard/rigerous etc.

if the answer is not "more than a few" for the first one or "very hard" for the second, then you have some issues

 

[Daipire]

and if your girlfriend fails at hand then tell her to GTFO.

DO IT MYSELF JEEZ.

hahaha, yeah i'd prefer not to

how many handies did you get? how hard did she pull? you gotta tell her if its too hard/rigerous etc.

if the answer is not "more than a few" for the first one or "very hard" for the second, then you have some issues

3 that day, 20-40mins, dry, within a few hours in reflection, i suppose i should have seen it coming (heheheh, i said 'coming')


And am i the only one who has gotten a nad-related injury? i've gotten like 5 messages (since deleted) about it

 

[Hannargh]

Please, stop using that word "wilkins", it's just stupid. No one's going to bite your head off if you say penis or dick.

 

[Daipire]

Stop using that word "wilkins", it's just stupid. No one's going to bite your head off if you say penis or dick.

I think it's a funny word, and so i use it I

also use the word 'nads' sometimes (a homage to beavis and butthead which taught me the word)

 

[tommykins]

ahahah wilkins

 

[untouchablecuz]

wilkins

LOL

 

[ay0_x]

Even tommykins doesn't say wilkins.

and it rhymes with his name, dammit.

 

[roads engineer]

my tommykins hurts after i got a handie the other day

 

[ay0_x]

u named ur dick after tommykins
u fucking faggot omg.

poor tommy =[

 

[roads engineer]

My tommykins brings all the girls to the yard
And they're like, "It's better than your wilkins"
Damn right, it's better than your wilkins

 

[Daipire]

Who the hell's tommykins? and what does he have to do with my crotch

 

[tommykins]

my tommykins hurts after i got a handie the other day

hahahahhahahahhaha

Who the hell's tommykins? and what does he have to do with my crotch

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[Riet]

who the fuck gets handjobs? Seriously lol what are you 13?