What do you look for in the opposite sex? (1 Viewer)

[tonyharrison]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

6. a master
7. a chef

Were you watching Masterchef while typing this ridiculous list?



Personally i think some arguments make things dynamic and you treasure the perfect moments better.

 

[throwaway]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

i look for someone with scales and a hairy head

 

[Silver Persian]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

awkward
not aggressive
not an idiot
can read a map
approximately my height
doesn't talk too much
not clingy
doesn't smile too much

 

[Omie Jay]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

:mad1:

 

[tonyharrison]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

doesn't smile too much

OMG people who smile all the time freak me out.
They usually are always talking about stuff you don't care about and think they are friends with everyone.
stfu

 

[Silver Persian]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

:mad1:

Hmm?

Oh. Don't worry; you aren't that much shorter than me. I'd still date you.

OMG people who smile all the time freak me out.
They usually are always talking about stuff you don't care about and think they are friends with everyone.
stfu

Yes. And also, I feel like I have to match their smilingness, which is exhausting.

 

[Omie Jay]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

exactly my point.

:mad1:

 

[CountVonChocula]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

Hmm?

Oh. Don't worry; you aren't that much shorter than me. I'd still date you.

haha, owned.

sympathy gay hitting on you

 

[Jaylee42003]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

hahaha ok m8 have fun dying alone

sounds like a crappy relationship to me

a) well i see that ur shit like most guys unlike mine.

b) nar it's not all about me.

and c) does it look like a give a goddam shit about ur prejudiced opinions.

dont answer that.

 

[Jaylee42003]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

Was my thread dammit.

sorry mate i couldnt remember who owned it. i had it saved in a word file coz it was memorable.

 

[tommykins]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

a) well i see that ur shit like most guys unlike mine.

b) nar it's not all about me.

and c) does it look like a give a goddam shit about ur prejudiced opinions.

dont answer that.

lol please, your boyfriend is a fuckin peasant.

can hardly call him a male.

 

[Jaylee42003]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

lol please, your boyfriend is a fuckin peasant.

can hardly call him a male.

lol i find it intruiging that people judge one another without even having any contact.
since u went out of ur way to make an unfair judgement, i'll give u a judgement. i think that ur going to be one of those lazy husbands who sits around infront of the telly watching the footy and car races with beer and expects ur woman to make dinner and clean up ur mess. u lazy mothefucker. i cant stand men like you.

 

[tommykins]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

lol i find it intruiging that people judge one another without even having any contact.
since u went out of ur way to make an unfair judgement, i'll give u a judgement. i think that ur going to be one of those lazy husbands who sits around infront of the telly watching the footy and car races with beer and expects ur woman to make dinner and clean up ur mess. u lazy mothefucker. i cant stand men like you.

yeah that's actually me alright.

and no, it is a judgement based on what you have told me you mongrel.

your boyfriend can't even be classified as human, maybe a door mat is more appropriate.

how long hav you been together anywyas?

 

[tonyharrison]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

a) well i see that ur shit like most guys unlike mine.

b) nar it's not all about me.

and c) does it look like a give a goddam shit about ur prejudiced opinions.

dont answer that.

Do you pay him to spend time with you?

 

[Jaylee42003]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

yeah that's actually me alright.

and no, it is a judgement based on what you have told me you mongrel.

your boyfriend can't even be classified as human, maybe a door mat is more appropriate.

how long hav you been together anywyas?

Do you pay him to spend time with you?

Tommykins: well sorry I don't associate with men that are as useful as dog shit. *excommunicates*

tony harrison: why yes, yes i do.

 

[tommykins]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

Tommykins: well sorry I don't associate with men that are as useful as dog shit. *excommunicates*

tony harrison: why yes, yes i do.

hahaha fuck me, ill be more useful than you'll ever be little miss psychology @ uow.

 

[Jaylee42003]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

hahaha fuck me, ill be more useful than you'll ever be little miss psychology @ uow.

what is it with boys on bos who do engineering? is it like as part of the degree they r required to shove a 50ft pole up the ass of their fellow class mates?

 

[tommykins]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

what is it with boys on bos who do engineering? is it like as part of the degree they r required to shove a 50ft pole up the ass of their fellow class mates?

aw stick to one thing sweetie.

first im useless and now i have a pole up my ass.

least im not on a leash though

 

[tonyharrison]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

tony harrison: why yes, yes i do.

Maybe you should pay him to think of better comebacks.


What qualities do you think you bring to your relationship?

 

[Monsterman]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

No STDS or AIDS