What do you look for in the opposite sex? (1 Viewer)

[Jaylee42003]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

aw stick to one thing sweetie.

first im useless and now i have a pole up my ass.

least im not on a leash though

*sigh* y? do u struggle with dealing with 2 concepts at once? you'd think somewhere in that inflated head of yours there would be something that at least resembles a human brain.

oh and uh...some guys like 2 be on a leash

 

[tommykins]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

*sigh* y? do u struggle with dealing with 2 concepts at once? you'd think somewhere in that inflated head of yours there would be something that at least resembles a human brain.

yeah ok mrs. psychology

you don't know shit.

oh and uh...some guys like 2 be on a leash

hey im all for a guy loving a girl and wanting to do stuff for her, but the conceited desciption of your partner ('oh my partner is all of this') is pretty lol worthy.

 

[Jaylee42003]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

Then lol all you fucking like. I was merely playing on the whole idolisation thing in another thread in L&R.

 

[tommykins]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

lol

 

[RuffWoof]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

i can't remember which thread i copied this from so i dunno who to quote but anyway this is what i look for in a bf:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate without forgetting to:
45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls
and at the same time, you must also:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
it is very important:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

and believe it or not - my partner possess all these things! He is a jack of all trades. The best

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[DiligentStudent]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

then lol all you fucking like. I was merely playing on the whole idolisation thing in another thread in l&r.

lol hahahahaz u are lyk so funnay.

 

[HalcyonSky]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

it is considered a science at many reputable universities across australia and thoughout the world - so yes

yeah and theology is taught at yale that doesnt mean god exists you nong

 

[killthechicken]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

it is considered a science at many reputable universities across australia and thoughout the world - so yes

hahahahahaha you are shit

hahahahahahahaahah your aim is psychology at university of wollongong is that even a real uni NO is that a real course an even bigger NO

plus have fun being unemployed psychology is one of the most saturated fields in australia; so many dumb cunts like yourself

Was my thread dammit.

yeah nah if you made that list you are shit at life

 

[DiligentStudent]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

hahahahahaha you are shit

hahahahahahahaahah your aim is psychology at university of wollongong is that even a real uni NO is that a real course an even bigger NO

plus have fun being unemployed psychology is one of the most saturated fields in australia; so many dumb cunts like yourself





yeah nah if you made that list you are shit at life

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL repped sonny jim.

 

[breaking]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

height!

 

[Guesss]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

(in no particular order)
personality
looks
loyalty
brains
financial stability $ lol (and no im not a gold digger, i'd just appriciate if we were both pretty financially stable)
loving etc etc

ohh, also, i love wen a guy knows wat he wants in life, i.e. is actually doing something to achieve his goals, like working/studying/etc . not just sitting around!

 

[DiligentStudent]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

(in no particular order)
personality
looks
loyalty
brains
financial stability $ lol (and no im not a gold digger, i'd just appriciate if we were both pretty financially stable)
loving etc etc

ohh, also, i love wen a guy knows wat he wants in life, i.e. is actually doing something to achieve his goals, like working/studying/etc . not just sitting around!

[Jamie Foxx]
She take my money, well I'm in need
Yeah she's a triflin' friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger way over time
That digs on me

[Chorus:]
(She steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke Niggaz (She steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke Niggaz(I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head


[Verse 1:]
[Jamie Foxx's lyrics repeated across verse]
Cutie da bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby Louis Vuitton
Under her under arm
She said I can tell you rock
I can tell by ya charm
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
but I'm lookin' for the one
have you seen her?
My psychic told me she gonna have a ass like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
An' I gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz
Okay get ya kids but then they got they friends
I pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in
We all went to din and then I had to pay
If you fuckin' with this girl then you betta' be paid
You know why
Take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend say she used to fuck with Usher
I don't care what none of y'all say I still love her

[Chorus:]
(she steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke niggas (she steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke niggas (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head


[Verse 2:]
[Jamie Foxx's lyrics repeated across verse]
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo' kids, got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin' child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV, any given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was supposed to buy ya shorty Tyco with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin' around lookin' like Michael with ya money
Shoulda' got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey(your money)
If you ain't no punk holla' we want pre-nup
WE WANT PRE-NUP!, yeah
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo' ass she gon' leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday, he found out it wasn't his?

[Chorus:]
(she steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke niggas (she steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
but she ain't messin' wit no broke niggas (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head

Now I ain't sayin' you a gold digger, you got needs
You want a dude to smoke, but he can't buy weed
You go out to eat, can't pay, y'all can't leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But while y'all washin', watch him
He gon' make it to a Benz out of that Datsun
He got that ambition, baby look in his eyes
(Jamie Foxx comes in)
This week he's moppin' floors, next week it's the fries
So, stick by his side
I know these dude's ballin, and yeah that's nice
And they gon' keep callin' and tryin'
But you stay right, girl
But when you get on, he leave yo' ass for a white girl


Get down girl, go 'head get down
Get down girl, go 'head get down
Get down girl, go 'head get down
Get down girl, go 'head
(She take my money)
Let me hear that back

 

[boganxcore]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

they have to be a cutie (not necessarily in looks but cute personality, looks is good too tho), nice, enjoy my lame humour, interested in a proper deep, committed and meaningful relationship and actually like me

 

[DiligentStudent]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

they have to be a cutie (not necessarily in looks but cute personality, looks is good too tho), nice, enjoy my lame humour, interested in a proper deep, committed and meaningful relationship and actually like me

Nah.

 

[Guesss]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

[Jamie Foxx]
She take my money, well I'm in need
Yeah she's a triflin' friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger way over time
That digs on me

[Chorus:]
(She steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke Niggaz (She steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke Niggaz(I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head


[Verse 1:]
[Jamie Foxx's lyrics repeated across verse]
Cutie da bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby Louis Vuitton
Under her under arm
She said I can tell you rock
I can tell by ya charm
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
but I'm lookin' for the one
have you seen her?
My psychic told me she gonna have a ass like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
An' I gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz
Okay get ya kids but then they got they friends
I pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in
We all went to din and then I had to pay
If you fuckin' with this girl then you betta' be paid
You know why
Take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend say she used to fuck with Usher
I don't care what none of y'all say I still love her

[Chorus:]
(she steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke niggas (she steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke niggas (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head


[Verse 2:]
[Jamie Foxx's lyrics repeated across verse]
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo' kids, got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin' child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV, any given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was supposed to buy ya shorty Tyco with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin' around lookin' like Michael with ya money
Shoulda' got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey(your money)
If you ain't no punk holla' we want pre-nup
WE WANT PRE-NUP!, yeah
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo' ass she gon' leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday, he found out it wasn't his?

[Chorus:]
(she steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke niggas (she steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
but she ain't messin' wit no broke niggas (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head

Now I ain't sayin' you a gold digger, you got needs
You want a dude to smoke, but he can't buy weed
You go out to eat, can't pay, y'all can't leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But while y'all washin', watch him
He gon' make it to a Benz out of that Datsun
He got that ambition, baby look in his eyes
(Jamie Foxx comes in)
This week he's moppin' floors, next week it's the fries
So, stick by his side
I know these dude's ballin, and yeah that's nice
And they gon' keep callin' and tryin'
But you stay right, girl
But when you get on, he leave yo' ass for a white girl


Get down girl, go 'head get down
Get down girl, go 'head get down
Get down girl, go 'head get down
Get down girl, go 'head
(She take my money)
Let me hear that back

Okay "lol" i'll give u that much! But i think i mentioned "i'm NOT a gold digger"

All im trying to say is that if the guy can support himself financially!
Its a BONU$! lol

Like, everyone knows most girls love to get spoiled ... like i mean being able to get a gf a pressy every once in a while is nice, things like offering to take a gf out for the nite is easier when a guy is financially stable is it not?

 

[boganxcore]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

Nah.

cool story bro

 

[killthechicken]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

dude how aspo are you

who past the age of like 15 uses age as an insult

 

[gouge.away]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

meh.

it's more what i notice.

 

[Jaylee42003]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

yeah and theology is taught at yale that doesnt mean god exists you nong

so what r u trying to say psychology doesn't exist? Or that it isn't useful?

yeah well I'll be the one laughing when I have my degrees and in a high paying job with a loving husband whilst ur in some shit 24/7 engineering job, a divorcee and no hope of future prosperity.

 

[Reckoner]

Re: what do u look for in a bf/gf?

yeah well I'll be the one laughing when I have my degrees and in a high paying job with a loving husband ...

Good luck with that.