them Sydney Trains moments (1 Viewer)

[PH011]

Re: them cityrail moments

This guy (looked kinda like a junkie) asked me what day of the week it was...

 

[philphie]

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when you're in your summer break not working, even i wouldn't know what day it is. i thought it was tuesday yesterday

 

[emiliieee]

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i do that sometimes.

 

[kaz1]

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Anyone ever open the gate at the ticket barrier and run for it for the lols even if you have a valid ticket?

 

[emiliieee]

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yes i did coz my ticket didnt go through and there was a camera in my face..
but i was wearing sunnies. so perhaps they dont know hehe

 

[philphie]

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i do that except through the machines. i'll ghost walk someone and run through with them as they put in their ticket

 

[emiliieee]

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yeahhhhhhhh thats the way!

 

[SSRabbitohs2009]

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My friend put a sticker on both doors of the train, and then we both went to the opposite end of the carriage. Students began to congregate to get out, but their expressions were hilarious as they waited while every other door had opened before pissbolting to the other end of the carriage to leave the train just in time.

 

[philphie]

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...the sticker stopped the door from opening?

 

[mecramarathon]

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some kid a few years ago pressed the orange emergency button as a prank and the whole station went into lock down, the kid legged it onto the incoming train while the ticket master yelled @#%%@$@%$!!!!

a week later some forensics were swabbing the button

 

[Aerath]

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Yesterday there were two fat people on the train. One of them went to the two seater side of the train and the other one went to sit next to the first one but they both can't fit on the seat. So they moved to the three seater side of the train.

I've heard a transit officer go up to a 'voluptuous' woman on the train: "Did you buy two tickets?"

Dead silence on the train. Dead silence.

 

[GINN]

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At night, travel near the guards compartment rnarked with a blue light.

Anyone ever open the gate at the ticket barrier and run for it for the lols even if you have a valid ticket?

no, try this:

i cbf purchasing another ticket and before exiting the station there was a fat woman and a skinny woman about to exit through their own ticket barriers.

obviously trailed behind the skinny one very closely as she exits the gate and GREAT SUCCESS.

urban survival.

My friend put a sticker on both doors of the train, and then we both went to the opposite end of the carriage. Students began to congregate to get out, but their expressions were hilarious as they waited while every other door had opened before pissbolting to the other end of the carriage to leave the train just in time.

some kid a few years ago pressed the orange emergency button as a prank and the whole station went into lock down, the kid legged it onto the incoming train while the ticket master yelled @#%%@$@%$!!!!

a week later some forensics were swabbing the button

thats the way to do it.
follow my example.

 

[emiliieee]

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My friend put a sticker on both doors of the train, and then we both went to the opposite end of the carriage. Students began to congregate to get out, but their expressions were hilarious as they waited while every other door had opened before pissbolting to the other end of the carriage to leave the train just in time.

LOLL its so funny to see them wait

...the sticker stopped the door from opening?

yeah the horizontal ones it doesnt open.


some guys from school travelled in between carriages and got in shit from some one think it was lke a teacher or just a randomer

 

[philphie]

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how does a sticker do that?

 

[emiliieee]

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sticks onto doors? lol

 

[philphie]

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i mean those are mechanical doors, how could a sticker hold them shut?

 

[emiliieee]

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because they're sticky?

 

[philphie]

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would it not just destick at one end

 

[SSRabbitohs2009]

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...the sticker stopped the door from opening?

Yesm, quite surprisingly.

 

[emiliieee]

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would it not just destick at one end

from all the times we've tried no