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Sokolov

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Bad at video games? Your brain structure may be at fault

Today, video games focus less on forcing you to pump more and more quarters into an arcade machine punishing difficulty and more on telling a story and making the experience a bit gentler on the novice gamer

when novices train on video games for 20-plus hours, they experienced no measurable increase in cognitive ability
The next time a Contra or old-school Mega Man variant puts you and your video game skills to the test, take solace in the thought that it may be
biology
(rather than lack of skill)
that is holding you back
.
Once a noob, always a noob.
If you cannot handle Veteran difficulty you are fucking shit.
brb spec ops

Also, non-Modern Warfare capable players are a horde of mucilaginous gastropods.
go back to maple, everquest, dota, world of warcraft or whatever crybaby game your poor reflexes or undeveloped cranium has sealed your fate with. or die
 

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I played Contra 4 on DS, that is some epicly difficult shit!
 

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Have not met a megaman game i have not beaten.


+ I play COD, CSS and and H3 for money, so what kind of brain do i have??
hey arent u the guy who used to have ur halo3 stats in ur sig and u had like a 1:1:1 ratio lllol
 

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2704

Its been increasing since i got off dial up.
 

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Its been increasing since i got off dial up.

Internet makes a huge difference im playing MGO on the US servers at its really poor connection. But I still manage to get 1.1:1 ratio. I find when I have no lag which only happens on a lucky day I will get between, 2:1 and 6:1, mainly because with lag headshots are difficult.
 

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Yeah running a wireless connection to a unwired internet connection.


*shudders*
 

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