"Atheism and secularism led to Nazism, mass murder" - Bishop Anthony Fisher (1 Viewer)

[Scorch]

Is this the appropriate time to start a cult of personality involving non-refundable cash donations and kool-aid?

 

[Lolsmith]

Maybe we should start a cult around him so he favours us when he eventually dominates mankind.





...or maybe not?

 

[shuttle_bus5]

Maybe we should start a cult around him so he favours us when he eventually dominates mankind.





...or maybe not?

If we start a cult, we will be his favourites when he takes over.

 

[SeCKSiiMiNh]

lol i agree. scorch, hurry up and build our utopia already

 

[Lolsmith]

Bored of Studies - The cult following of Scorch

 

[funkshen]

Scorch will never dominate mankind. His motivations lack an economic bent so he'll not win over the materialistic masses. Unless he gives out free plasma TVs.

 

[Funky Monk]

Cardinal Pell also attacked atheism, by giving thanks for church-based community organisations, and noting that ''we find no community services sponsored by the atheists''.

hmmm given that "the atheists" are not an organised institution this is not particularly suprising. tosser.

 

[thongetsu]

huzzah go scorch! scorch is FSM in disguise!

 

[thongetsu]

i was watching oprah (don't ask me how i got to it, even i don't know) and it turns out denmark is apparently the place with the most happiest people(percentage wise) on earth and they are also one of the least religious people. coincidence? i think not!

 

[Lolsmith]

How did they measure "happiness", exactly?

 

[ilikebeeef]

How did they measure "happiness", exactly?

Every time a Dane is happy, they press a button. This sends out a signal to Oprah, the goddess of statistics, who then compiles all the button pressing into an unknown percentage, compares it to other nations, and blurts the qualitative results out on TV to her millions of followers.

 

[runoutofsleep]

 

[Tangent]

Wait, wasnt Hitler religious?

And Nazism is curiously like zionism

 

[0bs3n3]

Wait, wasnt Hitler religious?

And Nazism is curiously like zionism

No.

and how? Zionism = Jews. Nazism is inherently anti-Semitic. Don't know how you worked that out.

 

[thongetsu]

How did they measure "happiness", exactly?

dunno, possibly how many people getting laid on a daily basis AND the parties involved actually give consent?

Or a poll on how many people are happy with their government, lifestyle etc.

 

[moll.]

hmmm given that "the atheists" are not an organised institution this is not particularly suprising. tosser.

And that spreading the Good Word through charity, preying on people when they're down, isn't quite as rewarding for atheists.

 

[moll.]

Wait, wasnt Hitler religious?

And Nazism is curiously like zionism

Yes, Hitler was reasonably religious. No religious fanatic, but still. Most of his anti-Semetism was based upon religious tradition and much of Nazi symbology and ceremony has religious undertones. He was even a believer in the Aryan-Israelite pseudo-history, where the Northern Europeans were supposed to be desended from the ten lost tribes of Israel, and hence to be uncorrupted by their cousins' subsequent misfortune.

 

[thongetsu]

Hmm if Hitler prayed to god and got most of what he wanted maybe i should become religious

 

[moll.]

Hmm if Hitler prayed to god and got most of what he wanted maybe i should become religious

Or just follow Stalin and take what you want.

 

[Lolsmith]

For all of Stalin's shortcomings, he had a fantastic moustache.