there have only been 2 occasions where I've been absolutely fucked.
The first was right after i finished my trial HSC exams, me and my best friend decided to buy a nice big box of wine and enjoy it down on the warf in glebe. I hadn't eaten anything so about 5 glasses in i was fucked, i said "i'm going to bed" and started walking home. My friend was also messed up so she didn't notice I'd left. I went missing for a bit, they called the police, 3 hours later I turn up at her door- I'd fallen a sleep on her neighbours front porch (also vomited on her neighbours front porch.)
The second time was last year at a college party, i drank 8 beers then about 1/2 a bottle of vodka and was absolutely messed up. I was like 'i'm going to the toilet' started vomiting while still on the toilet so the bathroom floor was covered in spew. I moved into the shower, continued vomiting for like an hour then went to bed. I woke up with the worst desert mouth and the worst shakes ever. Spent the rest of the day watching big bang theory and eating zooper doopers.
I don't really drink much, and usually, when I do, I'm pretty good- except for when i get too drunk and either go missing or spew on the bathroom floor...