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Hermes1

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Dont take up taek wond do, that will just look desperate
 

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But he said she wasn't good looking either.
Average looking people date average looking people, that's how the world works
Yeah but his perception of himself is that he's average. He could be hideous.
 

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You what... okay, that's probably what tipped her over the line. Maths pick up lines are for the lulz only NOT FOR ACTUAL USE <_<
Haha, she knows I like maths jokes and pick up lines... This was recent, after getting the "just be friends" talk...
 

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Nah he cant be hideous otherwise she wouldnt be clinging to his arm and resting her head on his shoulder
Doesn't explain it at all. Girls feel safe around ugly guys because they think they'll never expect anything more.
 

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Sorry, I wasnt trying to be a troll, I just think this may be the reason.
It could be the reason... But I don't think she would be that shallow... Her other admirers are much worse than me... Trust me.
 

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It could be the reason... But I don't think she would be that shallow... Her other admirers are much worse than me... Trust me.
She's a girl - she probably does care so that she can get social standing or something like that.
 

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I met this girl last semester on the first week of uni. Took me about 13 weeks to muster up the courage to ask her out.

She said, "I like you, but not in the way you want me to. I guess I just don't want to lose my best guy friend if things didn't work out."

So apparently I'm her best guy friend.

I still see her regularly and have lunch with her at uni but she acts like it never happened.

I still want her.
hahahah what the fucK!

what did you expect her to think for those 13 weeks? "oh yeah he probably likes me and i like him back, it's just he is waiting for the right moment to ask me out!!"
 

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Unrelated but I switched Windows back to facebook and one of my friends had liked a page "Putting guys in the friendzone"
 

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advice, start small. (srs advice)

1. do not see her for 2 weeks.
2. be like ok lets grab a coffee
3. on the way to/from coffee hold her hand for about 30-1 min
4. throw hand away. tease her about her broken up family and make her self conscious (semi srs but not family cmon dude)
5. do this again in the same timeframe.

6. next time, be like ok come grab x with me
7. extended hugs, at one point put arms around her shoulder

...
...

after doing this a few times and slowly increasing (she should know what you want)

then push her up against the wall, call in the boys and restrain her to a bed
bring round the truck and transport her to your apartment
cut out her kidney and sell it on the black market

roofie her and leave her at a drug overdose crisis centre.
 

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