The friendzone. (1 Viewer)

[kcqn93]

Hit the gym, Mike.

Between university, my job and my other job, I don't exactly have the time to hit the gym. But I might start going for morning jogs...

Well, the week is about to start... that means I'll be seeing her shortly...

 

[jumb]

Between university, my job and my other job, I don't exactly have the time to hit the gym. But I might start going for morning jogs...

Well, the week is about to start... that means I'll be seeing her shortly...

Jogging sucks unless you want to look like a jogger.

 

[lamingtons]

advice, start small. (srs advice)

1. do not see her for 2 weeks.
2. be like ok lets grab a coffee
3. on the way to/from coffee hold her hand for about 30-1 min
4. throw hand away. tease her about her broken up family and make her self conscious (semi srs but not family cmon dude)
5. do this again in the same timeframe.

6. next time, be like ok come grab x with me
7. extended hugs, at one point put arms around her shoulder

...
...

after doing this a few times and slowly increasing (she should know what you want)

then push her up against the wall, call in the boys and restrain her to a bed
bring round the truck and transport her to your apartment
cut out her kidney and sell it on the black market

roofie her and leave her at a drug overdose crisis centre.

this is pretty good advice, you should definitely consider this

 

[kcqn93]

Okay, so today(Tuesday) I had lunch with her and then coffee with her after classes... I couldn't resist seeing her. Twice.

Anyhow, she started asking about the girls in my classes. E.g "what kind of girls are in your class?" and "do you like any of them?" etc etc.

I can't tell if she's concerned or she's just making conversation... Maybe I'm over-analysing again...

 

[Haemolymph]

She's waiting to hear of hints that you've moved on so she can get a guy.

 

[Shadowdude]

Or maybe she's just being friendly and talking to you about a topic she hasn't talked to you about before...?

Like, I was on the train yesterday with this girl I usually catch the train with. And just for a change, I talked to her about how some uni colleagues and friends of mine found some lecturers and tutors on Facebook with 'lolwtf' results!

 

[jumb]

Okay, so today(Tuesday) I had lunch with her and then coffee with her after classes... I couldn't resist seeing her. Twice.

Anyhow, she started asking about the girls in my classes. E.g "what kind of girls are in your class?" and "do you like any of them?" etc etc.

I can't tell if she's concerned or she's just making conversation... Maybe I'm over-analysing again...

She's gossiping with you. Girls don't do that with guys they're attracted to.

 

[Arcorn]

Or maybe she's just being friendly and talking to you about a topic she hasn't talked to you about before...?

Like, I was on the train yesterday with this girl I usually catch the train with. And just for a change, I talked to her about how some uni colleagues and friends of mine found some lecturers and tutors on Facebook with 'lolwtf' results!

For once I agree with Shadow. I'll now proceed to stab myself in the dick to overcome my shock.

 

[slyhunter]

For once I agree with Shadow. I'll now proceed to stab myself in the dick to overcome my shock.

It's okay, we'll let this one pass.

 

[imZerroo]

Okay, so today(Tuesday) I had lunch with her and then coffee with her after classes... I couldn't resist seeing her. Twice.

Anyhow, she started asking about the girls in my classes. E.g "what kind of girls are in your class?" and "do you like any of them?" etc etc.

I can't tell if she's concerned or she's just making conversation... Maybe I'm over-analysing again...

as far as i know, girls don't like talking about other girls to guys at all... unless they wanna bitch, in my experience.

 

[Arcorn]

It's okay, we'll let this one pass.

It's for myself more so than anything

 

[Some Vunt]

Or maybe she's just being friendly and talking to you about a topic she hasn't talked to you about before...?

Like, I was on the train yesterday with this girl I usually catch the train with. And just for a change, I talked to her about how some uni colleagues and friends of mine found some lecturers and tutors on Facebook with 'lolwtf' results!

Love that feel!
Like I like begin like all my like sentences with like because I'm like an idiotic teenage like girl.

 

[kcqn93]

I saw her walking with another guy on campus today...

 

[khfreakau]

LOL there was actually a girl in my grade who thought men's penises were actually meant to be a foot in length and this was last year when we were in year 11. Poor deluded girl

i'm terribly tempted to ask who but i will refrain hahaha.

 

[Absolutezero]

LOL there was actually a girl in my grade who thought men's penises were actually meant to be a foot in length and this was last year when we were in year 11. Poor deluded girl

Some are:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

 

[Some Vunt]

Some are:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

Falcon appeared on The Daily Show on March 2, 2010, and stated that he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA wtf?!

 

[Absolutezero]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA wtf?!

I'm sure it's a useful skill.

 

[carlosestevez]

she put me in the friendzone, so I put her in the rape zone.

love dat feel!!!!!!!!!

 

[meilz92]

Some are:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

i would hate to get doinked by him

 

[Shadowdude]

I saw her walking with another guy on campus today...

u jelly


More seriously, and this concerns you because...? That's normal.