Why would I need a girlfriend if I have a Nintendo 64? (1 Viewer)

[bullwinkle96]

I am 16 and I have a Nintendo 64! Why would I need a girlfriend?


+N64

 

[slyhunter]

To play multi on MK64

 

[pony_magician]

Have you ever tried putting your peepee into the games slot?
You seem like the kind of person who would

No offence.

 

[mirakon]

because unless you have a cartridge shaped penis you can't have sex with a n64

you can just masturbate to it

 

[bullwinkle96]

To play multi on MK64

Bahahahaha!

 

[bullwinkle96]

Have you ever tried putting your peepee into the games slot?
You seem like the kind of person who would

No offence.

None taken...

...haven't...

Not Yet anyway

 

[Phoenix Fury]

To have mario kart races with and then some battles (gr8 stuff dem battles)

 

[bullwinkle96]

because unless you have a cartridge shaped penis you can't have sex with a n64

you can just masturbate to it

Bahahahahahaha!

 

[bullwinkle96]

To have mario kart races with and then some battles (gr8 stuff dem battles)

Yeah! CPU's aren't much of a challenge

 

[crazybea]

fuckin agree

i make love to my VMU(on dreamcast) - dem pixels fuaaark

gonna get surgery to remodel my dick into a controller port

fuck yeah

 

[Chrissiee]

how would you play mario party. gosh. games aren't fun alone.

 

[crazybea]

how would you play mario party. gosh. games aren't fun alone.

this is true

i think gf + dreamcast is the way to go

hard finding hot girls into games though :'(

 

[Chrissiee]

this is true

i think gf + dreamcast is the way to go

hard finding hot girls into games though :'(

i disagree. heaps of my friends play, we just wouldn't ever admit it...

 

[crazybea]

why?

nothing 2 be ashamed of :/

only if ur glued 2 it

but ive, admittedly, noticed an increasing amount of girls playing cod/xbox

thats the stereotypical game and console mix

but its sux when they do it 2 impress their bfs

nothing more annoying than a girl who pretends 2 know her shit (and even for a guy for that matter) - no sexism, promise

 

[bullwinkle96]

why?

nothing 2 be ashamed of :/

only if ur glued 2 it

but ive, admittedly, noticed an increasing amount of girls playing cod/xbox

thats the stereotypical game and console mix

but its sux when they do it 2 impress their bfs

nothing more annoying than a girl who pretends 2 know her shit (and even for a guy for that matter) - no sexism, promise

Girls at my school.
Me-"Hey, you ever play COD?"
The girls-"Isn't that a type of fish"
Me-"Ummmmmm, eh, yeah"

 

[jumb]

This thread has blown my mind.

 

[crazybea]

Girls at my school.
Me-"Hey, you ever play COD?"
The girls-"Isn't that a type of fish"
Me-"Ummmmmm, eh, yeah"

fuckin hell

 

[bullwinkle96]

fuckin hell

Bahahahahahahaha!

 

[Chrissiee]

why?

nothing 2 be ashamed of :/

only if ur glued 2 it

but ive, admittedly, noticed an increasing amount of girls playing cod/xbox

thats the stereotypical game and console mix

but its sux when they do it 2 impress their bfs

nothing more annoying than a girl who pretends 2 know her shit (and even for a guy for that matter) - no sexism, promise

yeah ill second this, i know heaps of girls who pretend so they can like seem cool but the people who actually do play won't really admit it, it's nerdy as
and it is kind of embarrassing you know if my guy asks what i'm doing and i'm playing i'll always lie and say i'm painting my nails or something because hed just laugh and it gets annoying. and also i prefer ps3 to xbox

 

[crazybea]

yeah ill second this, i know heaps of girls who pretend so they can like seem cool but the people who actually do play won't really admit it, it's nerdy as
and it is kind of embarrassing you know if my guy asks what i'm doing and i'm playing i'll always lie and say i'm painting my nails or something because hed just laugh and it gets annoying. and also i prefer ps3 to xbox

omgod
i <3 u

hows it nerdy? i dont understand this stereotype.. wats the diff b/w watching a movie or playing a game?

as long as that isnt ur social life - think its okay

and yeah ps3 for me 2 (sold my 360)
- is it wrong that i enjoy lbp?