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Shadowdude

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The Illuminati?

They control the British crown.
They keep the metric system down.
They keep Atlantis off the maps.
They keep the Martians under wraps.
They hold back the electric car.
They make Steve Guttenberg a star.
They rob cavefish of their sight.
They rig every Oscar night.

They do!
 

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The Illuminati?

They control the British crown.
They keep the metric system down.
They keep Atlantis off the maps.
They keep the Martians under wraps.
They hold back the electric car.
They make Steve Guttenberg a star.
They rob cavefish of their sight.
They rig every Oscar night.

They do!
That's the fucking Stonecutters
 

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[video=vimeo;31836365]http://vimeo.com/31836365[/video]
 

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Btw;
My God guards me.
Amen.

Basically, I'll start off by saying that it's a conspiracy theory. .
Often rumored to have been behind 9/11 although I doubt that.

The Illuminati?

They keep the metric system down.
They hold back the electric car.
The Metric system is well and truly alive. .

The electric car and other alternative energies have certainly been covered up to some extent though.

Alex Jones is also good for some avenues, although way off on others. His radio show is alright as well.
 

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I'm all skeptic but one of my classmates claim all the celebrities to be an illuminati. Jay.z , lady gaga, rihana and supposedly beyonce too. But she's an idiot. I think she's confused power from the media and saying how they sacrificed their souls to become a celebrity.
 

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illuminati faked the moon landing aghaghagh
 

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Oh for crying out loud. My friend just goes to me "bro you're an idiot. The illuminati is a gang based in brooklyn. Trust me. Kanye and JayZ say 'illuminati' in one of their songs on their album. It means that theyre promoting their gang".

Some people need to be put down..:S
 

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People think lady gaga is part of the illuminati because of some shit in her video clips
If I were lady gaga I'd troll the fuck out of people and put heaps of subtle illuminati references in my songs/video clips/everything. Just for lols.
 

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Read Dan Browns 'Angels and Demons'. Total truthality. All your questions will be answered!
 

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My mum cooks my meals.
The garbos haul my trash.
3 connects my calls.
The local paramedics drive our ambulances.
My God guards me.
your what does what?

The last one?
 

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Yeah..jesus was part of the illuminati until a buck's night out with da boyz went wrong and he ended up behind a boulder.
 

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Read Dan Browns 'Angels and Demons'. Total truthality. All your questions will be answered!
+1 what jaymay said.
I'm not 100% sure, but according to 'Angels and Demons', they were scientists that were driven "underground" by the opposing nature of society... or something like that.
 

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