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TBH id rather go to TAFE than go to Canberra for 4 years
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also thoughts on paki whitewash of england?
he bowled terribru last odi
hopefully in australia, would like to see it
also thoughts on paki whitewash of england?
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And I was surprised that Pakistan came back to win that test match because iirc, they were like 9/61 or something at one stage.
Isn't he the one who got hit off 19 an over?
And I was surprised that Pakistan came back to win that test match because iirc, they were like 9/61 or something at one stage.
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cricket might be fun to play but it's boring to watch, tennis is better
cricket might be fun to play but it's boring to watch, tennis is better
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To play or watch?
To play or watch?
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In reference to India's abysmal performance against Australia during the test series, I think this is completely true.
What do you call an Indian cricketer with a century next to his name? a bowler
In reference to India's abysmal performance against Australia during the test series, I think this is completely true.
What do you call an Indian cricketer with a century next to his name? a bowler
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i see what you did thereIn reference to India's abysmal performance against Australia during the test series, I think this is completely true.
What do you call an Indian cricketer with a century next to his name? a bowler
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Wow that joke is like older than Tendulkar. Was probably first used before India even played test cricket. Typically aussies have said it about England.In reference to India's abysmal performance against Australia during the test series, I think this is completely true.
What do you call an Indian cricketer with a century next to his name? a bowler
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A more contemporary one is that Dhoni is driving home one night and is pulled over by the police and they ask him to take the breathalyzer and produces a note from a dr explaining that "this man is an asthmatic, please don't take breath out of him." So they tel him they'll need a blood sample then and he produces a note saying "this man is a hemophiliac please don't take blood out of him" so they say he'll need to provide a urine sample and he produces a third and final note from a doctor saying "this man is an Indian cricketer, please don't take the piss out of him"
A more contemporary one is that Dhoni is driving home one night and is pulled over by the police and they ask him to take the breathalyzer and produces a note from a dr explaining that "this man is an asthmatic, please don't take breath out of him." So they tel him they'll need a blood sample then and he produces a note saying "this man is a hemophiliac please don't take blood out of him" so they say he'll need to provide a urine sample and he produces a third and final note from a doctor saying "this man is an Indian cricketer, please don't take the piss out of him"
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lol lentern m8 that one's been circulating for years (i still laugh every time, no matter who it's about)
lol lentern m8 that one's been circulating for years (i still laugh every time, no matter who it's about)
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Oh for sure, I think Stephen Fry originally said it on Have I Got News For You about Michael Atherton about 15 years ago, but the bowlers century one is like from premodern times.