How to be 'sexually viable' (2 Viewers)

[Shadowdude]

So anyway I was chatting to a friend and I asked him how I should ask a girl out - because... I've been pondering about it for a while.

And then he's like "Show you're sexually viable"

And then he had to go home.

And then this was me afterward:

so umm... yeah

no idea


edit: so if anyone wants to help a broski out, that'd be much appreciated

if not, TO THE MOON articles!

 

[RANK 1]

whip your dick out in front of them and turkey slap them

 

[kaz1]

Think of what would Shadowdude do and then do the exact opposite.

 

[Shadowdude]

whip your dick out in front of them and turkey slap them

well lolsmith said "suck her tits"


But I actually want to go for the traditional... way. Umm, I'd really prefer if the relationship didn't have its foundations in sex. But more on a... emotional connection-y level.

For example, ideally this girl and I would walk holding hands in the Quad, eating lunch together in the Quad Food Court, sitting on the Quad Lawn laughing and being happy.

luving dat feel would be more of a 'bonus extra' thing...

 

[Shadowdude]

Think of what would Shadowdude do and then do the exact opposite.

yes but i'm changing

for example, shadowdude now would have the testicular fortitude to go up to a random girl and talk to her (sometimes, rarely) - while 2009 shadowdude would've just watched from afar going "*sigh* she's really hot, she probably has a boyfriend and doesnt want to talk to me"

 

[MichelleV]

yes but i'm changing

for example, shadowdude now would have the testicular fortitude to go up to a random girl and talk to her (sometimes, rarely) - while 2009 shadowdude would've just watched from afar going "*sigh* she's really hot, she probably has a boyfriend and doesnt want to talk to me"

Wrong again.
You thought I had a boyfriend just 2 days ago.


*slap*

GET IT TOGETHER WOMAN.

 

[townie]

 

[PaterzAttack]

townie you look gr8 with lipstick you should use it more often

 

[Shadowdude]

Wrong again.
You thought I had a boyfriend just 2 days ago.


*slap*

GET IT TOGETHER WOMAN.

I also asked you out 2 days ago and you said no.

see 2012 shadowdude wants to ask people out, 2009 shadowdude would just think about it and never do anything

 

[soloooooo]

Show her who is boss. Don't be so nice to woman all the time (this will get you friend zoned).

 

[Shadowdude]

Show her who is boss. Don't be so nice to woman all the time (this will get you friend zoned).

i laughed at her when she couldn't use siri

good/bad


But she took it in good fun.

 

[soloooooo]

i laughed at her when she couldn't use siri

good/bad


But she took it in good fun.

Good. Make fun of her about it initally, then also call it (Siri) retarded and then show her how to use it.

 

[Shadowdude]

Good. Make fun of her about it initally, then also call it (Siri) retarded and then show her how to use it.

oh no we descended into asking stupid things to it, like she asked it if it was lesbian and it was like "No comment".

we had a lot of fun

 

[soloooooo]

oh no we descended into asking stupid things to it, like she asked it if it was lesbian and it was like "No comment".

we had a lot of fun

Rule 1; don't hit on lesbians.

 

[Shadowdude]

She's not a lesbian.

I meant she asked Siri if Siri was a lesbian.

 

[soloooooo]

She's not a lesbian.

I meant she asked Siri if Siri was a lesbian.

which probably means she likes to eat carpet also.

 

[Shadowdude]

...

m8, i'm pretty sure she's not lesbian regardless

 

[iRuler]

what is wrong with this place

 

[Shadowdude]

its bos L+R

personally, i think this thread is much more progressive than some of the other threads like uhh... "how to talk to a girl" or "how to befriend a girl"

this thread about the next level. its about saying, "well talking to girls and getting friend-zoned is pretty awesome in itself, but how do i take it to the next level"

THE NEXT LEVEL

 

[Arcorn]

I haven't actually asked a girl out in ages. Pretty much, I've gone to coffee, then kissed them as I've said goodbye. Has worked every time, even on the ones that weren't whales.