kaz1
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Those who can't do teach.
Brilliant! Love the satire.Well first you'll need a Bachelor's Degree, at this point you may or may not get a good enough GPA to qualify for...
Honours Year, during which you may or may not be good enough at research to earn 1st class and get into a...
PhD, which takes about "3" (i.e. 5) years, during which your research needs to be strong enough to get lots of good publications in quality journals so that when you're finished (you've now been at uni for up to 10 years and your friends have houses and families) someone will want you for a...
Post-Doctoral fellowship, which take about 3-4 years EACH (i.e. no long-term job security but at least you're getting paid ~60k now for 10 years qualifications), during which you better be pumping out a heap of high-impact publications and writing lots of grant proposals so that when someone dies (they don't really retire) you might just be competitive enough (but don't bet on it) for an...
Entry level Faculty Position at a university, now you can start directing your own research more, but it better be good so you can attract students of your own (by this I mean honours and phd students, not teaching undergrads) keep making publications so you can attract maximum funding and hence keep your job. As you progress you might eventually become an Associate Professor or even Professor. In this case your job will be 90% admin, managing students and managing your lab/department. In between that work, which does not end when you go home and has no real holidays, you will be asked by your institution to do a certain number of hours of...
Lecturing, congratulations, you now get to "waste" a number of hours each week talking at apathetic undergrads, managing their constant whining and finding someone to mark their papers
enjoy
(tl;dr version: you don't)
haven't seen you on the forums in a while...Brilliant! Love the satire.
But those who go into lecturing love the academic lifestyle. You can really get used to it - if you love your work, then reading textbooks, doing research collaborating with fellow academics can be a dream life for you!
Thanks mate. I see this place has really improved after that phase where it kept crashing song getting hacked, lol.haven't seen you on the forums in a while...
Welcome back
Where's the satire?Brilliant! Love the satire.
But those who go into lecturing love the academic lifestyle. You can really get used to it - if you love your work, then reading textbooks, doing research collaborating with fellow academics can be a dream life for you!
Owp!Where's the satire?