Random L&R Story thread (3 Viewers)

[Riproot]

I was at the takeaway store the other day buying my usual order of a large garlic and cheese fries and there was this really cute guy taking orders. Naturally, when I placed my order, I drew out the word fries, hinting my intentions. I could tell he understood because the way he said '$5.70' was too sultry to be just a simple request for payment. Between the lines, it read 'oh baby do me'. I decided to play with him a bit, pulling away the note as he went to take it. When I finally gave in and let him have the money, his body language (slouched, obviously to show off his body) told me he was upset. Our fingers touched as he gave me change, and I felt a spark of electricity. He scurried out the back under the guise of preparing my order but I could tell it was to hide his arousal.

Should I have gotten his number? He obviously wanted me.

Hahahaha. Ily. So much ily.

 

[horny unicorn]

my brother has started saying "ily a trilly" to me

WHAT DOES IT MEAN AND WHAT IS A TRILLY

i feel old

 

[seanieg89]

I was at the takeaway store the other day buying my usual order of a large garlic and cheese fries and there was this really cute guy taking orders. Naturally, when I placed my order, I drew out the word fries, hinting my intentions. I could tell he understood because the way he said '$5.70' was too sultry to be just a simple request for payment. Between the lines, it read 'oh baby do me'. I decided to play with him a bit, pulling away the note as he went to take it. When I finally gave in and let him have the money, his body language (slouched, obviously to show off his body) told me he was upset. Our fingers touched as he gave me change, and I felt a spark of electricity. He scurried out the back under the guise of preparing my order but I could tell it was to hide his arousal.

Should I have gotten his number? He obviously wanted me.

Best.

 

[Riproot]

my brother has started saying "ily a trilly" to me

WHAT DOES IT MEAN AND WHAT IS A TRILLY

i feel old

I don't know but he sounds like a cool kid.

 

[kfnmpah]

ily (i love you) a trilly (a trillion (heaps))

 

[horny unicorn]

I don't know but he sounds like a cool kid.

lol
but he thinks he is
he's also a massive 12 year old hipster wanker with a hitler youth hairdo [and it's making me feel ill (yay radiohead)] who hates westies

ily (i love you) a trilly (a trillion (heaps))

genius

 

[Riproot]

lol
but he thinks he is
he's also a massive 12 year old hipster wanker with a hitler youth hairdo [and it's making me feel ill (yay radiohead)] who hates westies

is he hot?

 

[Ivorytw]

Sorry riproot, he hates westies.

 

[sinophile]

Can I get a dramatic reading?

 

[townie]

Can I get a dramatic reading?

Oh god, say it isn't so

 

[Azure]

Can I get a dramatic reading?

 

[Shadowdude]

you guys didn't realise he was back before?

 

[Rixon]

cult of personality the idiot

 

[teabag]

sorry i only read incestuous literotica

 

[Shadowdude]

so i asked a girl out today


went better than expected.

A LOT better than expected

 

[deswa1]

so i asked a girl out today


went better than expected.

A LOT better than expected

Deets brah deets.

 

[Shadowdude]

if you come to the unsw open day meat, then yes


as it stands - this is a public forum. and for the ~privacy~ of the participants, i can divulge no more



also - she declined.

 

[Absolutezero]

if you come to the unsw open day meat, then yes


as it stands - this is a public forum. and for the ~privacy~ of the participants, i can divulge no more



also - she declined.

Well at least you had the balls to do something.

 

[Thief]

went better than expected.

A LOT better than expected

also - she declined.

w0t

 

[RealiseNothing]

This makes me feel bad.