Kissing a girl (1 Viewer)

[terminator69]

How exactly does one greet a girl with a kiss? I have recently gone out with a girl who was a fan of greeting this way, and I ended up just bumping heads with her like a moron and not actually making contact with any lips. The girl I was with kind of puts her cheek out and presents it as if i should just kiss her on the cheek but somehow when I see girls kissing other girls in such a way, they seem to align their faces as if to kiss each other's cheek at the same time. Thus if I go in and kiss her on the cheek at say..... a 70 degree angle from the front of her face, it won't exactly give her enough leeway to also reach my cheek.

Also this shit is hard the first fucking time! Especially when I thought a hug would have been sufficient; which was what I was expecting.

 

[kaz1]

just suck her tits

 

[eshay lad 69]

just suck her tits

 

[Blue Suede]

When two girls kiss each other on the cheek, they're not actually making contact between lips and cheek. You both end up kissing the air kinda near their ear, if that makes sense?

imo it's more for show than actual physical contact. very european.

 

[Ivorytw]

When two girls kiss each other on the cheek, they're not actually making contact between lips and cheek. You both end up kissing the air kinda near their ear, if that makes sense?

imo it's more for show than actual physical contact. very european.

Nah, Europeans actually kiss.

 

[laura674]

naww..this is sorta cute...i should be studying for HSC :'(

 

[Riproot]

I prefer hugging too.

And it's weird when this greeting comes out of nowhere and you're just like "I hug."

 

[Riproot]

naww..this is sorta cute...i should be studying for HSC :'(

Did you end up finding someone to hang out with tonight?

 

[Shadowdude]

know dat f33l OP


I met up with a girl on Friday, I thought there was going to be a hello hug.

It was a hello kiss on the cheek instead. But I didn't know.

So long story short, I'm left standing there going "wtf just happened"

I didn't expect that at all



so this thread is relevant to my interests - and i will be watching it with a vested interest.

 

[sinophile]

What happened to this bro http://community.boredofstudies.org/showthread.php?t=262837

 

[effylove]

know dat f33l OP


I met up with a girl on Friday, I thought there was going to be a hello hug.

It was a hello kiss on the cheek instead. But I didn't know.

So long story short, I'm left standing there going "wtf just happened"

I didn't expect that at all



so this thread is relevant to my interests - and i will be watching it with a vested interest.

hahaha ffs

 

[Shadowdude]

btw, that is a True story.

 

[SylviaB]

btw, that is a True story.

why would be unhappy about a girl kissing you

 

[Shadowdude]

Because if I knew she was going to do that, I would've been more prepared and I dunno... would've kissed her in return, or something.

Rather than standing there for two seconds and then blurting out "How are you?" or whatever I said afterward <_<

 

[SylviaB]

annnnnd this is why I said you are beyond repair

 

[Shadowdude]

woah woah woah

girls kissed me


that is progress.

valuable progress.

 

[L]

It's actually pretty easy guys!

Say hi

as you say hi, step forward. place your right hand on her side, under her boob but above her waist

put your fucking cheek on her cheek.

look at her disgusted and push her onto the ground

throw your burrito at her face and walk off with a true sense of hatred in your eye

no one loves you

 

[Shadowdude]

is burrito a euphemism for something

 

[L]

no

i can't believe this thread is even

fucking hell this place is seriously depressing

 

[Shadowdude]

but i dont like burritos so i assumed i had already had one

unless burritos are a piece of clothing