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Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush (2 Viewers)

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nah, just on that particular day - i was walking to maccas (to meet up with you, annagurl and the rest of you who I thought were there) and it was raining and I was just like

"oh great, yeah now the weather's against me too. FUCK THE WORLD. SCREW YOU ALL."

and i walked in the rain, while everyone ran around, i didn't care


two hours later i was staring at dildos at a sex shop


Funny how things work out.
That was like me on the weekend except it wasn't raining. I just started mindlessly walking nowhere and kept walking and walking until I ended up on oxford street.
 

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That was like me on the weekend except it wasn't raining. I just started mindlessly walking nowhere and kept walking and walking until I ended up on oxford street.
oh see, i just walked around and saw a few bos-ers and actuaries browsing at morning glory on anzac pde and met up with them
 

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That does sounds a bit dodgy lol.
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what happened was that we were all at the SciSoc stall

annagurl and now bf slyhunter were like "let's all go maccas", and they went there

actuaries and other bos-ers there were like "yeah good idea"

i was like "brb guys, gonna go scientia"

went to scientia and did stuff there

walked down, scisoc stall was deserted

walked to maccas across village green

started to rain

bemoaned how the world was against me

crossed the road to maccas

saw no one

waited at traffic lights to go home

saw a group of people walking around on other side of the road

met up with them

browsed the store with them for a while

walked down anzac pde to get a bottle of alcohol for a friend's birthday

someone suggested a dildo would be a better present

caught bus to city

walked around for 30 minutes finding the place

found sex shop

bought dildo

...

This combines four stories: Open Day UNSW, Shadowdude lecturing maths (if we go back a bit), me discovering that the girl I liked slept with some other guy, and how I got to the dildo shop that day.


That day was very eventful.
 

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walked down anzac pde to get a bottle of alcohol for a friend's birthday

someone suggested a dildo would be a better present


caught bus to city

walked around for 30 minutes finding the place

found sex shop

bought dildo
The friend sounds like an idiot, or was joking and you didn't realise it.
 

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from anzac parade to the city
in search of a sex shop

doin it rong
i dont know, i personally wanted to get the bottle of vodka or whatever

but... yeah. peer pressure.

The friend sounds like an idiot, or was joking and you didn't realise it.
i thought they were joking, until forty minutes later they were browsing the dildos and i was looking at the magazines going "ooh, faye reagan" going 'omg omg omg what am i doing here'
 

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