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Dream-Big

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I ask because i really love this girl in my lecture room but she keeps not listening to me.

Now i ask how do i look 100% than the way how i naturally look?

I was thinking about getting a mustache and longer hair so she thinks i'm a new person.

Then i will rethink my thoguhts and my cool jokes so she will like me.

the plan is that once she likes "me" in my new design apparencae, i will tell her who i really am (just like in spiderman!) so she will feel down and will then get it on with me becuase she knows who i am in real person not like i did bad last time bcause i wasn't thinking


thank you . joey
 

Zeref

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Wear glasses. She'll never know.
 

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So creepy and yet so determined
Have you considered wearing a wig?
 

Shadowdude

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You should wear a dress and hit on her, maybe she's a lesbian and she'll want your surprisingly anatomically correct D
 

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You should try shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.
 

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Well you just need to find all the natural aspects of yourself and change them to the opposite.


Step 1. Naturally you have hair so shave it all off and tell her you did it just for her so she would like you
Works every time 99.95% trust me
 

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Dude.....
Girls are not these mystical creatures that can be easily fooled.
Like honestly if you had long hair and a moustache, I'd be naturally inclined to run in the opposite direction.
 
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here are two sure-fire ways to get the girl/s of your dreams

1) Kidnapping them - this will work because you're not really asking for a ransom or anything
2) Put chloroform on a towel and ask them to smell it - say something like you're experimenting with scented candles or something and want her opinion
 

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she is not a lesbian because her profile says she likes male
oh okay so she probably likes manly men

what you should totes do is not take a shower for a week, so you have that really manly musky smell from whatever manly things you ostensibly do

she will be so attracted by the pheromones you give off that she won't be able to restrain herself from violently and passionately ravaging your body for sexual pleasure
 

JT145

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Has girl problem

Goes to BoS

ok mate
 

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what happens if i like some other girl who is lesbian what do i do?

do i have to ignore her or what do i do?
 

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